I alread have the one about the family reunion I need about 3 more. PLEASE REPLY
you can make up your own
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thank yall!!
2007-03-28 13:55:33 · 2 answers · asked by Xx_Booty_Shakin_Cheerleader_xX 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He had syphilis.
Take a joke about a whore, make it about vincent van gogh and a whore. and add in syphiliis, and the fact he cut of his ear.
2007-03-28 13:59:05 · answer #1 · answered by ummmcolleen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh?
"You gonna eat dat?"
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Recently a man in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre.
However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:
"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
(Money for da gas - van go)
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"Your son plays music like an artist... in fact, he has Van Gogh's ear for music."
2007-03-28 20:59:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋