THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE,SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT...I'M GETTING A FAX!!
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2007-03-28 14:31:14 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh Em Gee!!
That is hilarious!
10/10
I'm sending that one to my friends.
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Thanks for the laughs, have an awesome day!
2007-03-28 14:40:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. You know it is! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, Sangy! have a great day tomorrow!
2007-03-28 17:15:54 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Nice one!
2007-03-28 14:59:27 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love u!!
tnx for making me laugh!
2007-03-28 17:01:32 · answer #4 · answered by akoaypilipino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg....that is hilarious...i luved it..who told u that one!!!??
2007-03-28 14:40:09 · answer #5 · answered by xoqtpie18ox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious!!!!! I cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-28 18:37:31 · answer #6 · answered by The BecaNATOR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Borat would say, NIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!
2007-03-28 14:42:05 · answer #7 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋