Preferably one liners that are clean and witty. No sexual jokes please. I need them for a speech for an organization Im am running for office in.
2007-03-28 14:02:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q. How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A. say something to her
-If you love a Redhead, set her free ... If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.
Q: What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A: The piranha. They only attack in schools.
Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor
-Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.
Q: What's the difference between a redhead and a doberman pinscher?
A: Some people actually like dobermans...
2007-03-28 14:13:26 · answer #1 · answered by ummmcolleen 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Redhead Jokes Clean
2016-11-10 20:07:41 · answer #2 · answered by afif 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A redhead!
How do you get a redhead's mood to change? Wait 10 seconds
What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal
2007-03-28 14:09:56 · answer #3 · answered by Guess Who? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why aren't there more Redhead jokes?
Someone told them to a Redhead!
If you love a Redhead, set her free.......if she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front yard, and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital; she's yours!
You know you've satisfied a Redhead when she unties you!
....teeheehee!
2007-03-28 17:32:32 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RE:
Red head jokes needed?
Preferably one liners that are clean and witty. No sexual jokes please. I need them for a speech for an organization Im am running for office in.
2015-08-02 05:16:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see Ronald Mc Donald is in the house........!!!!
Quick...shut the lights off and watch for the "glow" !!!
Does anyone know how to put out a "flaming redhead"???
Blonde is a good color, Red is a great color !!!!
2007-03-28 14:11:14 · answer #6 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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people with red hair, freckles, and pale skin—are disgusting, inhuman, and inherently dumb, have no souls, are very short, and are unable to survive in sunlight --Cartman
2016-04-05 07:39:24 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see your hairs embarrassed, what do you mean, it,s blushing. You can say Chris, what? you should put a towel on your head, why? your hairs having a period. then when he says hello emo you can say hello period. Sorry if you think they are rubbish Lexi I just thought of them.
2016-03-18 06:13:00 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Are you a match? Because you are on fire!"
"Your hair is so red, it looks like you ate a bag of Hot Cheetos and whipped your fingers in your hair!"
Try those
Krazy Libra
2007-03-28 14:08:11 · answer #9 · answered by krazy_libra_from_ac 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
anyone ever tell you you look like a lit match
2007-03-28 14:15:14 · answer #10 · answered by pathc22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋