Jokes & Riddles - February 2007

2007-02-25 22:54:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man went to a doctor to have his willy enlarged. This particular procedure involved splicing a baby elephant's trunk onto the man's willy.

Overjoyed, the man went out with his girlfriend to a very fancy restaurant. After cocktails, the man's willy crept out of his pants, felt around the table, grabbed a hard roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth.

The girl was startled and exclaimed, "What was that?"

Suddenly, the willy came back, took another hard roll and just as quickly disappeared.

The girl was silent for a moment, then finally said, "I don't believe I saw what I think I just saw... Can you do that again?"

With a bit of an uncomfortable smile the man replied, "Honey, I'd love to, but I don't think my a5s can take another hard roll!"

2007-02-25 22:53:21 · 8 answers · asked by Jay A 3

They always get it in the end!

2007-02-25 22:47:33 · 11 answers · asked by Modest intellect 4

A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch willy, 3 pound left t*st!cle, 3 pound right t*st!cle, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints.

The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong with you?"

The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"

The big dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch willy, 3 pound left t*st!cle, 3 pound right t*st!cle, Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around'."

2007-02-25 22:41:13 · 11 answers · asked by Jay A 3

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"

The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.

"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."

The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"

The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."

2007-02-25 22:33:25 · 12 answers · asked by conan 4

2007-02-25 22:29:23 · 12 answers · asked by Globetrotter 5

You're driving a bus that is leaving on a trip from Pennsylvania and ending in New York. To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At the next bus stop, 2 people get off and 2 people get on. At the next bus stop, 12 people get on and 16 people get off. At the next bus stop, 5 people get on and 3 people get off. What color are the bus driver's eyes?

2007-02-25 22:22:36 · 14 answers · asked by Tyra 1

2007-02-25 22:09:05 · 13 answers · asked by 4everamusedw/humanity 2

How do you make a dog drink?

Put him in a liquidizer!

2007-02-25 22:08:03 · 14 answers · asked by Chris B 3

..then eve because adam was to happy in the garden

2007-02-25 21:38:03 · 9 answers · asked by conan 4

2007-02-25 21:20:51 · 43 answers · asked by anu_max 1

Tell me a joke.

2007-02-25 21:19:33 · 13 answers · asked by Mr. Nobody 5

2007-02-25 21:06:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

note that they will be crossed one by one so that no one eats each other.

2007-02-25 20:48:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anosike chukwuma 1

You know those really long jokes, where you're pretty much telling a long story that takes ages leading up to, usually, a pun? That pun is generally only funny because of the story that goes with it. Well, what is the best one of those that you have ever heard?

The only requirement is that it has to be clean! And if you can't think of a long story-joke, well, a good short one will do :)

Give us all a laugh!

2007-02-25 20:37:14 · 17 answers · asked by Ticalpoe 2

2007-02-25 20:28:13 · 5 answers · asked by Here2Help 3

write briefly an imaginary guess which strikes ur mind after reading this question

2007-02-25 19:34:49 · 15 answers · asked by sanobar 1

This might be a bit tricky:

On September 19th, 1929, there were 3 killings.

The first killing was in his car near the shoe shop.

The second was in the bathtub in the house

The third one was in his bed.

The suspects are:

The Neighbor

The Juggler

And the Bartender.


The Juggler was in his house 9 miles away from the shoe shop.

The Bartender was in the shoe shop but inside.

The Neighbor was with the person in bed but got out of the bed right b4 he died.


Match these suspects to their kill. But beleive me. The answers are nothing that you'd belive.

2007-02-25 19:25:03 · 9 answers · asked by Just a Teen 1

That's the answer, what's the question?

2007-02-25 19:21:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

If you read my other question, I said I am in my bed with a broken leg.. Anyone got anything interesting they want to share with the class?

2007-02-25 18:53:16 · 13 answers · asked by Just a Teen 1

2007-02-25 18:30:08 · 20 answers · asked by mart 2

Jimmy was eating cornflakes which he found in a glass jar and was eating away nicely when his younger brother little Timmy came running and asking him "Bro, have you seen my scab collection? I put in a glass jar?"

2007-02-25 18:26:17 · 10 answers · asked by ash_beer59 5

2007-02-25 18:07:15 · 26 answers · asked by Manchaha Khao, Manchaha Khane do 1

i ask i question but no body answer mr

2007-02-25 18:00:22 · 8 answers · asked by hum 1

i just went to my best guy friend's house and i walk in and he's running BUTT NAKED down the hall and hides in a closet!!

he tells me that his friends helped him move and stripped him down completely, and ran out of the house with all his boxes of things and ALL his clothes!!

he is ALWAYS playing jokes on me and i know he is sooo embarrassed...how can i embarrass him the MOST right now!!

keep in mind he is a small guy and i can overpower him if i want to!! lol

2007-02-25 17:54:21 · 9 answers · asked by Edward T 1

2007-02-25 17:21:08 · 6 answers · asked by A 3

2007-02-25 17:12:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

a convict soon to be hanged pleaded for mercy to the king. the king said i will give you a chance. i will send you to a cell having twodoors. one will take you to the gallows, the other to freedom. on each of the door is a guard. out of these two guards, one always speak the truth, the other always lies. you don't know which door takes you to freedom. you have to find out that, by asking only one question to only one of the guard. if you tell the door of your freedom you will live. what queston do you think he would have asked a guard to know the door of freedom?

2007-02-25 16:59:24 · 14 answers · asked by prs 6

2007-02-25 16:55:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

A Lebanese woman said to a customer:
Smoking is not permitted here.

- He said: But I bought the cigarettes from your store!!!!
- She said: Oh Plllease, we also sell condoms, but they do not use it in the store!!???

2007-02-25 16:52:30 · 13 answers · asked by Subhan 1