A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.
"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."
The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"
The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
2007-02-25 22:33:25 · 12 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and i asked how funny is this so it's a question..strange rule
2007-02-25 22:34:28 · update #1
frankly conan.. the joke's good but what is better is you stating this.. "and i asked how funny is this so it's a question..strange rule".. how true! how true! He! He! He!
2007-02-25 22:43:50 · answer #1 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unfunny
2007-02-26 12:56:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke 10/10
2007-02-26 07:26:56 · answer #3 · answered by laney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funny
2007-02-26 07:29:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yah i have heard this before . It is pretty funny
2007-02-26 17:59:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-26 06:37:24 · answer #6 · answered by amp 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahah! Now that is so amazin. hahaha i can't even stop laughin now. haha! It's brilliant!
2007-02-26 06:38:47 · answer #7 · answered by tyana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Somebody's in Trouble! LOL.
2007-02-26 10:30:06 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that is pretty funny
2007-02-26 07:15:04 · answer #9 · answered by asdfjkl; 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA now my socks are off
2007-02-26 06:42:25 · answer #10 · answered by dniel c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋