Can we swap a combined riddle&joke? I give 10 points for d best.?

Question

The Riddle

On his trip to Great Britain, George Bush had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth. He asked her, "How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?"
"That`s easy," she replied, "You surround yourself with intelligent ministers and advisors."

"But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?" he inquired.
"You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she pressed a button and said, "Would you please send Tony Blair in."

When Blair arrived, the Queen said, "I have a riddle for you to answer for me. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child ?"
Blair replied, "That`s easy. The child was me."
"Very good," said the Queen, "You may go, now."

So President Bush went back to Washington and called in his chief of staff, Karl Rove. He said to him,
"I have a riddle for you, and the answer is very important. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Rove replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important that we determine the answer, as no child must be left behind. Can I deliberate on this for a while?"
"Yes," said Bush, "I'll give you four hours to come up with the answer."

So Rove went and called a meeting of the White House Staff, and asked them the riddle. But after much discussion and many suggestions, none of them had a satisfactory answer. So he was quite upset, not knowing what he would tell the President.

As Rove was walking back to the Oval Office, he saw former Secretary of State Colin Powell approaching him. So he said,
"Mr. Secretary, can you answer this riddle for me. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was the child?"
"That's easy," said Powell, "The child was me."

"Oh thank you," said Rove, "You may just have saved me my job!" So Rove went in to the Oval Office and said to President Bush,
"I think I know the answer to your riddle.
The child was Colin Powell!"

"No, you idiot!" shouted Bush,


"The child was Tony Blair!"

Answer 1

Haha that was too funny! How's this? A lady was laying on the beach working on her tan when suddenly a shadow fell over her. She opened her eyes and sees none other than Michael Jackson standing over her. What do you think she said to him?
---"Get out of my sun"
The big moron and the little moron were standing on a bridge. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didnt fall off too?
---Because he was a little more-on.
A condom tells a tampon, "Damn you! You always stop my business for a week!" The tampon says, "Yeah, but when you f*** up I lose my job for 9 months!
What has 4 wheels and flies?
---A garbage truck.
George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and George Bush are sitting on a plane. All of a sudden, Bush throws 50 one dollar bills out the window. The others ask, "What did you do that for?" He replies, "I just made 50 people happy." Lincoln then follows his example and throws 100 one dollar bills out the window. "What did you do that for?" the others ask. "I just made 100 people happy," he replies. Then Washington shoves Bush out the window. "What did you do that for?" asks Lincoln. He replies, "I just made EVERYONE happy!"
One final thought before I wrap this up---Some people are like Silnkies, not really good for anything but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Answer 2

The problems with GIRLS….!!! If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her; If u Don't, she says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her; If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI. If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET!, she says u have no BRAINS. If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE; If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT. If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u; If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?) If u tell her your PROBLEM,! she says u are TROUBLESOME; If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her. If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her; If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u. If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so. If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY; If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY. If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK; If she does WELL, it's BRAINS. If u HURT her, u are CRUEL; If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

Answer 3

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Answer 4

hehehehe! that really did make me chucke at this early hour thanks but i did also like the one posted too n yeah its so true bout women i should no i am one lol i only have tongue twisters sorry
old mrs hunt had a rough cut punt not a punt cut rough but a rough cut punt ,
try and repeat this is soo funny

Answer 5

you got the best i see....quite interesting...*you surround yourself with the intelligent ministers and advisors*....nice..:-)

10points to you...thx..*smiles*

Answer 6

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!