If you read my other question, I said I am in my bed with a broken leg.. Anyone got anything interesting they want to share with the class?
2007-02-25 18:53:16 · 13 answers · asked by Just a Teen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You poor bugger! Enjoy these...!
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point
At my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire
room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V.
And change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid £6 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn
floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give
me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement,then there must have been something before it, couldn't be
new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
2007-02-25 19:04:11 · answer #1 · answered by Kris 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm confused... I read your other question, it said you got hit in the head with a hardball. Then it went on to say you are in bed with a broken leg. You got hit in the head, and it broke your leg?????
2007-02-26 02:57:30 · answer #2 · answered by Speedy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i tried to go to bed at 11:30 cuz i have a hospital volunteering at 8 a.m. now it's about 3 a.m. i cannot sleep for the life of me. i tried to sleep, but that was a lost cause!!
2007-02-26 02:56:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dated a girl who had only one leg...we called her "Peg". When we danced, I spun her on the dance floor and she bored a hole right through to the basement. She tried to sue me, but in court I told the judge, "She doesn't have a leg to stand on".
2007-02-26 02:58:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
im bored 2. i have school 2day. i was on vacation this week went by too fast. i ahvent slept in 3 days cuz ive been out partying. sry bout ur leg. i no how much it sux...
2007-02-26 03:06:33 · answer #5 · answered by raiseurglasshigh42morrowwedie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm in bed with a swollen face from getting my wisdom teeth out.....I totally sympathise with your boredom....I'm sorry!
2007-02-26 02:56:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whenever I feel blue I start breathing again.
2007-02-26 03:13:07 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I posted a video on youtube of some friends and me flying hang-gliders.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2RL4AhNNJg
Enjoy, and get better soon!
2007-02-26 02:57:09 · answer #8 · answered by Rockvillerich 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could really entertain you if i was with you in that bed!!!
im sorry i just could'nt hold my self not to say that
2007-02-26 02:57:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i don't know about you, but over here it's two in the morning, how about sleep? (kansas)
2007-02-26 02:57:08 · answer #10 · answered by hey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋