A man went to a doctor to have his willy enlarged. This particular procedure involved splicing a baby elephant's trunk onto the man's willy.
Overjoyed, the man went out with his girlfriend to a very fancy restaurant. After cocktails, the man's willy crept out of his pants, felt around the table, grabbed a hard roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth.
The girl was startled and exclaimed, "What was that?"
Suddenly, the willy came back, took another hard roll and just as quickly disappeared.
The girl was silent for a moment, then finally said, "I don't believe I saw what I think I just saw... Can you do that again?"
With a bit of an uncomfortable smile the man replied, "Honey, I'd love to, but I don't think my a5s can take another hard roll!"
2007-02-25 22:53:21 · 8 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hhaaa ha I don`t get it!! Right!
Loved it didn`t expect the ending, well funny.
10/10 an that *
Tink x
2007-02-26 07:42:17 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're willy obsessed, man. lol 9/10
2007-02-25 22:58:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-02-25 22:56:30 · answer #3 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-25 23:24:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, that's cheered me up abit after a disasterous morning!
Thanks again.
2007-02-25 22:57:41 · answer #5 · answered by ~Kitana~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad, not bad at all
2007-02-25 22:59:01 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so so
2007-02-25 23:40:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
JUST OK.
2007-02-25 22:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by ENIGMA VS MYTH 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋