Jokes & Riddles - November 2006

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten"

As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appears and says, "Your wish is granted" and lo and behold Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time went on and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn. He begs the cod to change him back, so lo and behold, he is turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).

Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain the torture, he set off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked."

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed. I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again Christian."

2006-11-22 23:11:06 · 14 answers · asked by toietmoi 6

I said to my Gym instructor, "can you teach me to do the splits".
He asked "how flexible are you".
I said " I can't come on tuesdays"

2006-11-22 23:02:36 · 21 answers · asked by Georgie's Girl 5

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they’re sitting here having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar: A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. “First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice.”

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue — salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

In one second the sharp lime taste hits, at two seconds the Baileys curdles, at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, “Jesus, what do you call that drink?”

She smiles widely at him and says, “Blo* Job Revenge!”

2006-11-22 22:58:15 · 15 answers · asked by toietmoi 6

A man gets up one morning to find his wife in the kitchen cooking.

He leans over to see what she’s cooking, and sees one of his socks in the frying pan.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I’m doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied.

Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, I don’t remember asking her to cook my sock...

2006-11-22 22:35:07 · 30 answers · asked by toietmoi 6

A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.

The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.

The man isn’t sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading.

A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.

The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.

The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, “three times you’ve sneezed and three times you’ve taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently!

Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy?”

The woman replies, “I’m sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition and when I sneeze I have an orgasm.”

The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says, “I’ve never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?”

The woman looks at him and says, “Pepper.”

2006-11-22 22:11:31 · 25 answers · asked by toietmoi 6

You know you live in 2006 when...




1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.









2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.








3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.








4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.









6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.








7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.








8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.








9. You were too busy to notice number five.








10. You actually looked back up to check if there was a number five.









11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.








12. Give me one thumb up if you fell for it. You know you did!



Have a nice day!

2006-11-22 22:08:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Heres a good one!!!!?
SS Office

A retired gentleman went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.

He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.

He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later."

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."

So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.

She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.

She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.

2006-11-22 22:07:57 · 6 answers · asked by good guy 4

i have a few cryptic q,s for u. The answers to the clues are all ways to get from A to B! c how many u can get! (types of transportation may be a clue)

Examples: Old Money = Penny Farthing, Reserve Sailor = Submarine
1. Little Richards beach
2. Salad Item
3. Morning rubbish cut
4. A hundred sighs
5. Knitting pattern No 8
6. Jollity with me in line, note
7. Design the plants upwards
8. Nowhere to put the tea!
9. Struggle to speak
10. Short Mr. Cowell kills them off
11. Clear your throat and shoot
12. Twice the second letter
13. Explosion succeeds with quintet
14. At home, competent and seedy
15. Lost your American currency?
16. Cling to the shrub

GOOD LUCK

2006-11-22 22:02:19 · 12 answers · asked by dave v 1

So this man goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, and guns.

Impressed now, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er ahh, 50, I think." And the robot says... very slowly, "Soooooooo...............
ya gonna be a **** in yahoo answers again?

2006-11-22 21:44:00 · 18 answers · asked by toietmoi 6

The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger.

One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and smacked his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.

"Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed.

"Write that down, Mary," said Joseph "It's better than Derek."

Merry Christmas to all my readers, Ho Ho Ho

2006-11-22 21:39:23 · 19 answers · asked by Fred Flintstone 3

Did you hear that someone gave Stevie Wonder a Cheese grater for his birthday??

It was the most violent story her had ever read!!!

2006-11-22 21:30:40 · 11 answers · asked by Jammy2kind 1

Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and notices his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless and clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and, sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Martin asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, 'Get your hands off me, *****! I'm married!'"

Moral of the Story:
Self-induced hangover... 100 pounds
Broken furniture... 2,000 pounds
Breakfast... 10 pounds
Saying the right thing to your wife when you're drunk... PRICELESS

2006-11-22 21:23:28 · 23 answers · asked by toietmoi 6

A blonde, a burunette, and a red head were running from the cops.

They came across a barn, and ran inside.
Now, inside the barn were these three empty potato sacks.
So, they all jumped in.

The cops bust in the barn and see these three full potato sacks.
So they decide to check them out.
They go up to the first one where the Brunette is, and kick it.
"Meow"

The cop says "Aww there's nothing in there but a cat"
So he goes up the second potato sack, where the red head is and kicks it...
"Woof"

The cop then says " Awwww, their's nothing in there but a dog
So they go up to the the last potato sack where the Blonde is and they kick it

"Potatoes"

2006-11-22 21:19:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

The Daily Telegraph recently conducted a poll of male readers to see what
exactly each enjoyed from a blo* job.
Seven per cent said they most enjoyed the sensations.
Five per cent confessed their chief enjoyment came from the sense of
domination.
Eighty eight per cent said they really enjoyed the peace and quiet.

2006-11-22 21:14:12 · 16 answers · asked by toietmoi 6

Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?........so she could lipread..........keep smiling

2006-11-22 21:02:49 · 23 answers · asked by man with the golden gun 4

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ And one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"




CAR TROUBLE




A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"




SPEEDING TICKET




A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

2006-11-22 20:59:08 · 17 answers · asked by charlie 3

father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up.

Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I
had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older
than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods,
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt
anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people
in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.


Love, your son, John.



P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on my desk.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home

2006-11-22 20:58:28 · 15 answers · asked by toietmoi 6

If Bill Gates were killed in a car accident. He might
find himself being sized up by God.

"...Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm
not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After
all, you enormously helped society by putting a
computer in almost every home in the world, and yet
you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do
something I've never done before. In your case, I'm
going to let you decide where you want to go!"

Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference
between the two?"

God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places
briefly if it will help you make a decision."

"Fine, but where should I go first?"

God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you."

Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first."

So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy
beach with clear waters.

There were thousands of beautiful women running around,
playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.

The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect.

Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God.
"If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!"

"Fine," said God, and off they went.

Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels
drifting about playing harps and singing.

It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.

Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his
decision. "Hmm, I think prefer Hell," he told God.

"Fine," retorted God, "as you desire."

So Bill Gates went to Hell.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late
billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell.

When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a
wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave.

He was being burned and tortured by demons.

"How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.

Bill responded, his voice full of anguish and
disappointment, "This is awful; this is NOT what I
expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened
to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful
women playing in the water?"





God says, "That was the screen saver."

2006-11-22 20:55:44 · 48 answers · asked by keekee 1

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE INJAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE INMEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying ENGLISH JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV(MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in.. england

2006-11-22 20:53:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

asked about violations, and who is fed up with them, and also who is sick of getting daft answers or abuse to their jokes. I say try again because my last one wasn't printed. Sorry to put this in jokes. From a p*****d off joker !!!!!

2006-11-22 20:46:43 · 12 answers · asked by Shredder 6

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
the definition for each is listed below ...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the a*s and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

2006-11-22 20:41:08 · 28 answers · asked by toietmoi 6

A man and his wife are driving through the Welsh countryside when they came across a roadsign: ‘Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.’ After the husband attempts to say it, his wife starts laughing – and quickly, the pronunciation soon becomes an argument. So much so, in fact, that they’re still debating as they pull into a restaurant in town. As they're settling their bill, the wife can’t help questioning the cashier. ‘Excuse me, but would you mind settling an argument between my husband and me?’ she asks. ‘Could you pronounce the name of where we are? Only please do it very slowly.’ The cashier rolls her eyes, and leans forward. ‘Liiiiiiiittttlllllleeeee Chhhheeefffff,’ she says.

2006-11-22 20:30:37 · 15 answers · asked by markhatter 6

2006-11-22 20:29:42 · 12 answers · asked by Steven S 1

Once upon a time, nice yahoo answers users and killjoy were on a boat.
Killjoy had nothing better to do than searching for repeated jokes on this site and say “it is old” “ heard it”, “repeated”
All of a sudden nice yahoo answers users threw killjoy into the sea for being a miserable old ****.
Yahoo users lived happily ever after enjoying the jokes even if they were repeated because they are still funny especially to those who hadn’t heard them before.

2006-11-22 20:20:37 · 16 answers · asked by toietmoi 6

A guy sits opposite a stunning blonde in a mini skirt and high heels in a railway carriage. He keeps staring at her legs and it becomes apparent very quickly that the young lady is without underwear.

Do you think my pus*y is pretty? she asks the guy. He turns beetroot red and replies "Ummm mmm, I beg your pardon"

She replies "My pus*y is very special and can perform tricks, here I'll blow you a kiss". With that she opens her legs and makes her pus*y blow the man a kiss. He is stunned.

"It can also wink at you" she says, and with that she gets her pus*y to wink at him. He is gob smacked.

She then says to him "Would you like to stick two fingers inside?". "F**k me" replies the man "You're not telling me it can whistle as well?"

2006-11-22 20:12:25 · 21 answers · asked by toietmoi 6

In vegetable section of a supermarket.

A man comes in & asks “Do you have half a head of lettuce?”
Assistant: No sir, we only sell whole heads of lettuce.”
But the man replies that he did not need a whole head, but only a half head.
The shop assistant says he’ll go ask his manager about the matter.
He says to his manager,
"There's some @sshole out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce!"
As he was finishing saying this, he turns around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "mmm, And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!"
The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way.

Later the manager called on the boy & said,
"You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"

The boy replied, "Minnesota sir."

"Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota?" asked the manager.

The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there."

"Really?," replied the manager, "My wife is from Minnesota!!"

The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?"

2006-11-22 19:55:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin. Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.......






BUMP........











BUMP........











BUMP........











Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road.









BUMP........













BUMP........













BUMP........











He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more clearly....It was a coffin.



Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started walking briskly home.













BUMP........











BUMP........











BUMP........









He could feel the coffin gaining on him, He started walking faster.........











BUMP........BUMP......











BUMP........BUMP.....











BUMP........BUMP......











The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he heard the coffin speed up after him......













BUMP....BUMP...BUMP...











BUMP....BUMP...BUMP...













BUMP....BUMP...BUMP...







He started to sprint, but so did the coffin.









BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.









BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP....











BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.









Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys, His hand trembling; he managed to open the lock. He dived inside slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and slumped into his comfy chair.





Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continue its chase.....













BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...











BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...











BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...











BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...









In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door........











BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREEC H...HOP...













BUMP...SCREECH...HOP.... BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...











BUMP...SCREECH...HOP... BUMP...SCREEC H...HOP...









The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom door flew off its hinges....



The coffin stood in the doorway, and then started to approach the young terrified lad.









BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...









BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...







BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...











In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom cabinet......



He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the coffin. Still it came .











BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...







He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it .....



Still it came......















BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...













He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it...







still it came......











BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...











He grabbed some Benilyn cough mixture and threw it........



































The coffin stopped.

2006-11-22 19:47:05 · 18 answers · asked by toietmoi 6

When some people tell a joke, people ask where's the question?
It's a joke, there is no question in jokes. and this catigory is Jokes AND Riddles.

2006-11-22 19:45:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
college. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.

The elephant seemed distressed so Mbembe approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's foot and found a
large thorn deeply embedded in it.

As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the thorn out
with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its
face, stared at him. For several tense moments Mbembe stood frozen,
thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant
trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away.

Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later he was walking through a zoo with his teenage son.


As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned
and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.

The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe and lifted its front foot off
the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then
trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if
this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed
over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to
the elephant and stared back in wonder.

Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of
the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing,
killing him.









Probably wasn't the same elephant.

2006-11-22 19:44:01 · 13 answers · asked by toietmoi 6

A man was applying for a job as a prison guard. The warden said, “Now these are
real tough guys in here.” Can you handle it?” “No problem,” the applicant replied,
“If they don’t behave, OUT THEY GO!”

"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"
"Do you drink a lot?"
"Not really - I spill most of it!"

2006-11-22 19:32:56 · 27 answers · asked by anitha 4