A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they’re sitting here having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar: A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. “First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice.”
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue — salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.
In one second the sharp lime taste hits, at two seconds the Baileys curdles, at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, “Jesus, what do you call that drink?”
She smiles widely at him and says, “Blo* Job Revenge!”
2006-11-22 22:58:15 · 15 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great joke, a womans revenge at last, i am going to try this on my husband. lol
2006-11-22 23:10:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah? You try to breathe through your ears. Cunnilingus ain't no walk in the park, you know. Well, it can be, but a greater than normal level of athleticism and a much longer skirt would be required.
2006-11-22 23:01:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aww lol. I'm sending this to all my male pals now.
This is hilarious.
2006-11-22 23:03:49 · answer #3 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, I like it
2006-11-22 23:00:40 · answer #4 · answered by Scottish Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a great joke! and I am a bloke! very funny.
2006-11-22 23:00:07 · answer #5 · answered by Rich T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that's funny.
I'm making that one for my BF today
Thanks for the tip.
2006-11-22 23:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trouble is, your recipe contains more calories, so you would get fat on it !
2006-11-23 00:58:46 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 04:31:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO....thats a good one
2006-11-22 23:00:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent, genius, love it.
2006-11-22 23:00:47 · answer #10 · answered by blakorkid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋