Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and notices his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless and clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and, sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Martin asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, 'Get your hands off me, *****! I'm married!'"
Moral of the Story:
Self-induced hangover... 100 pounds
Broken furniture... 2,000 pounds
Breakfast... 10 pounds
Saying the right thing to your wife when you're drunk... PRICELESS
2006-11-22 21:23:28 · 23 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant
10/10
gold star
best one i have read today, so far
keep em coming
:-)
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2016-11-26 02:49:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moral of the Story:
Self-induced hangover... 100 pounds
Broken furniture... 2,000 pounds
Breakfast... 10 pounds
Saying the right thing to your wife when you're drunk... PRICELESS
..........so true.........so funny.............so, many thanks.......lol
2006-11-22 22:21:36 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best Ive heard will try it sometime or at least a deriative
2006-11-22 21:35:07 · answer #4 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa ...that i like very much. Will have to remember that next time i come home worse for wear. The best joke i've heard for a long time. Thanks
2006-11-22 21:36:13 · answer #5 · answered by SilverSurfer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant very good LMAO here comes my boss OMG
2006-11-22 21:50:51 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RLMAO 10/10
2006-11-22 21:46:32 · answer #7 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! I'm laughing hysterically.
2006-11-22 22:29:04 · answer #8 · answered by Incendio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic. Top Joke!!! :o)
2006-11-22 21:29:23 · answer #9 · answered by Supersammy :o) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 04:15:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋