I said to my Gym instructor, "can you teach me to do the splits".
He asked "how flexible are you".
I said " I can't come on tuesdays"
2006-11-22 23:02:36 · 21 answers · asked by Georgie's Girl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Zulu9- maybe you should work on improving your technique and then i might!!
2006-11-23 02:53:35 · update #1
Zulu9 - aren't i always??
2006-11-23 03:20:17 · update #2
From what I know, you can't come any day!
You said the technique was good the other night! Was you pissed?
2006-11-23 02:42:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't need anymore split,
If you building much more you will have more muscles but
It isn't good for a woman more muscles.You're fit and beauty
2006-11-23 07:29:29 · answer #2 · answered by PhotoARTist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2006-11-23 07:07:16 · answer #3 · answered by nicolefrenzy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you would come on tuesdays if u were in bed with me! you'd come every night of the week!
2006-11-23 07:26:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now Angel
That's something i would say LMAO very good
2006-11-23 07:07:49 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good joke.
Thanks for the laugh
2006-11-23 07:54:06 · answer #6 · answered by nycgrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one...i like it...if that's you in the pic then don't worry about the splits...you are fit enuf already and am guessing you know that!!!!!
2006-11-23 07:07:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crossed wires me thinks, one of those marvellous accidental double entendre's......he just has a dirty mind.
2006-11-23 07:08:13 · answer #8 · answered by Jumble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try a vibrator on tuesdays !
2006-11-23 08:54:28 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2006-11-23 07:17:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋