So this man goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, and guns.
Impressed now, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er ahh, 50, I think." And the robot says... very slowly, "Soooooooo...............
ya gonna be a **** in yahoo answers again?
2006-11-22 21:44:00 · 18 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Absolutely brill! Just about sums them up.
2006-11-22 21:48:39 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The thing about robots is they never know when to quit. As the great Basil Fawlty once said "Too much of a good thing always leaves one wanting less."
Or to put it another way, I was happy with the first punchline.
If you wrote that yourself, then I'm impressed.
2006-11-22 21:58:37 · answer #2 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 9/10
2006-11-23 01:29:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good i like it Thumbs up for making me laff
2006-11-22 21:47:12 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol a woman is sat on a airplane and a guy comes as much as her and asks "do you have chose to have a deep clever communication?" she says specific,yet first she asks "why do cows and horses have categories of poo while they the two consume grass?" he looks at her questioned and says "I have not got any concept" to which she replys "how do you assume us to have a deep clever communication once you dont be attentive to sh*t".
2016-10-12 23:20:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it and so good of both Jambo & Jaime to substantiate your point, well done
2006-11-22 21:52:47 · answer #6 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ouch! I like it!
To quote Homer J. Simpsom "HAHAHAHAHAHA.......It's funny 'cause it's true!.....HAHAHAHA"
2006-11-22 21:47:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mild amusement
2006-11-22 21:47:06 · answer #8 · answered by adam r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your a knobhead!
2006-11-22 21:45:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a Mensarobot then ?
2006-11-23 01:08:38 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋