father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I
had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older
than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods,
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt
anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people
in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.
Love, your son, John.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on my desk.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home
2006-11-22 20:58:28 · 15 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Top of the class for you LMAO very good
2006-11-22 21:59:14 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a BAD case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. Then, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and the woman yells, “Spot, get down from there.” The guy thinks, “Great, they think the dog did it.” He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, “Dammit Spot, get down before he sh!ts on you.
2016-03-29 06:35:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has been here before but is still good.
2006-11-23 00:01:34 · answer #3 · answered by 63vette 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! 10/10
2006-11-22 22:56:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eggs cell ant
2006-11-22 21:10:37 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but still good!! lol!!!
2006-11-22 21:09:09 · answer #6 · answered by Low profile 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2006-11-22 21:06:05 · answer #7 · answered by PROPHET 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top Joke!!! hahahhahahahaha.....:o)
2006-11-22 21:04:23 · answer #8 · answered by Supersammy :o) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard that one before, loved it! Getting good ideas in handling my parents lol. thanks.
2006-11-22 21:48:14 · answer #9 · answered by Namina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this before but still loving it....
i should try it one day,.,
2006-11-22 21:09:21 · answer #10 · answered by simon says 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋