In vegetable section of a supermarket.
A man comes in & asks “Do you have half a head of lettuce?”
Assistant: No sir, we only sell whole heads of lettuce.”
But the man replies that he did not need a whole head, but only a half head.
The shop assistant says he’ll go ask his manager about the matter.
He says to his manager,
"There's some @sshole out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce!"
As he was finishing saying this, he turns around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "mmm, And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!"
The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way.
Later the manager called on the boy & said,
"You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"
The boy replied, "Minnesota sir."
"Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota?" asked the manager.
The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there."
"Really?," replied the manager, "My wife is from Minnesota!!"
The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?"
2006-11-22 19:55:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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OUCH MY STOMACH HURTS!!!
one thumps up from me ouch!!!
2006-11-22 20:03:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard of this one before. This joke is really common on Yahoo! Answers.
2006-11-23 06:11:20 · answer #2 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, it's still a funny joke
2006-11-23 04:17:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
:-)). that was very good. he really does think fast.
hope the manager has a good sense of humor.
still laughing.
2006-11-23 04:02:46 · answer #4 · answered by ibro999 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 04:03:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats smart @ss =]
2006-11-23 04:04:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-23 04:02:33 · answer #7 · answered by Blue R 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2006-11-23 04:02:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2006-11-23 04:04:56 · answer #9 · answered by king Ninad 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-26 01:07:05 · answer #10 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was ok
2006-11-23 04:21:34 · answer #11 · answered by dolly 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋