We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
the definition for each is listed below ...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the a*s and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
2006-11-22 20:41:08 · 28 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahahahahaha. Im a lady and I do lady things and sh!t and I liked your joke very much young man!! :o)
2006-11-22 20:49:52 · answer #1 · answered by Supersammy :o) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies: "I think you'll find, that is a sheep."
Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
Man wakes up one morning to see his wife in a skimpy negligee,
standing by the bed, and with some velvet rope in her hand. She purrs at him "Tie me up and you can do anything that you like". So he did, and went fishing!!
2006-11-22 20:51:36 · answer #2 · answered by board-stupid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A deaf couple has a venture. as quickly as they turn the mattress room lighting fixtures out, they don't have a thank you to talk climate or no longer they have the choose to make love. So at the same time as the lighting fixtures are on, the spouse proposes a gadget. She indicators: in case you're interior the temper, grab my breast as quickly as. in case you're actually not, grab my breast two times. So the husband indicators: ok, and in case you're interior the temper, stroke my **** as quickly as. in case you're actually not interior the temper, stroke it approximately one hundred fifty circumstances!
2016-11-26 02:48:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best Ive heard in years
2006-11-22 20:48:47 · answer #4 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good love it ,thats after a picked my self up of the floor from laughing so much Nice one.
2006-11-22 20:46:42 · answer #5 · answered by lady_di_ar125 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's what i call a joke. Loved it so a big thumbs up
2006-11-22 22:05:31 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL, sorry know its a man joke, but i find them funny too!
2006-11-22 20:45:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha hi hi hi ho ho ho
I'm giving you a thumps up couse it takes that take a whole lot of balls
2006-11-23 02:39:30 · answer #8 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-11-22 20:46:53 · answer #9 · answered by graeme a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
genius
im gonna save those ones.
cheers mate
2006-11-22 20:44:59 · answer #10 · answered by aberdeen302004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋