Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ And one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
2006-11-22 20:59:08 · 17 answers · asked by charlie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blond is in an elevator and turns to her coworker and says "TGIF" he turns to her and says S.H.I.T She repeats TGIF. He Responds S.H.I.T She says Thank God It's Friday. He says, "Sorry Honey It's Thursday"
2006-11-22 21:03:57 · answer #1 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i really loved the second one!!! ROFL
Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.
As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn't happen, the rope would break and everyone would perish. For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered.
Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others.
The blondes applauded.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
"The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor. She had lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, thats amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded. "Ill tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor."
"No, from all that skipping!"
2006-11-22 21:52:55 · answer #2 · answered by Drowned in English! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it 3 in a row 10/10
2006-11-22 21:09:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There Better liked those ones big thumbs up LMAO
2006-11-22 21:58:15 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very gd pmsl 10/10
2006-11-23 01:07:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well above average, Great! lovl
2006-11-22 22:21:16 · answer #6 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-11-22 21:03:40 · answer #7 · answered by PROPHET 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL those are really funny jokes. I really enjoy stuff like that.
2006-11-22 21:12:55 · answer #8 · answered by cheese sticks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you Katie lol
2006-11-22 21:54:45 · answer #9 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! I had a great laugh. Thank you!
2006-11-22 21:44:09 · answer #10 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋