A guy sits opposite a stunning blonde in a mini skirt and high heels in a railway carriage. He keeps staring at her legs and it becomes apparent very quickly that the young lady is without underwear.
Do you think my pus*y is pretty? she asks the guy. He turns beetroot red and replies "Ummm mmm, I beg your pardon"
She replies "My pus*y is very special and can perform tricks, here I'll blow you a kiss". With that she opens her legs and makes her pus*y blow the man a kiss. He is stunned.
"It can also wink at you" she says, and with that she gets her pus*y to wink at him. He is gob smacked.
She then says to him "Would you like to stick two fingers inside?". "F**k me" replies the man "You're not telling me it can whistle as well?"
2006-11-22 20:12:25 · 21 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u know am always looking out for your jokes like you're my best selling author or something. you always hit the spot and crack me up.
nice one.
still laughing :-))
2006-11-22 20:19:34 · answer #1 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, funny.
(someone prude is bound to be hitting that abuse button!)
2006-11-22 20:15:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-22 20:14:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
That was funny!
2006-11-22 20:26:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds fishy to me...
2006-11-22 20:15:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, she is not telling him her ***** can whistle, is that your question?
2006-11-22 20:39:52 · answer #6 · answered by themountainviewguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha that's so funny
2006-11-22 21:13:49 · answer #7 · answered by star_puk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old one but still v.funny
2006-11-22 20:46:55 · answer #8 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol omg roflmao!!!!! *falls of chair* oooccchhhh!! that hurt!!!
2006-11-22 20:18:58 · answer #9 · answered by jenz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
thanks, it made me smile!
2006-11-22 20:25:34 · answer #10 · answered by prettyme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋