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A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.

The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.

The man isn’t sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading.

A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.

The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.

The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, “three times you’ve sneezed and three times you’ve taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently!

Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy?”

The woman replies, “I’m sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition and when I sneeze I have an orgasm.”

The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says, “I’ve never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?”

The woman looks at him and says, “Pepper.”

2006-11-22 22:11:31 · 25 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

U know what guys, I don’t get it!
I am glad that u like it, but why do I have more thumbs down?
I post jokes here to see what u think of it so I file it accordingly

2006-11-22 22:25:30 · update #1

25 answers

ha ha!! pure quality!

2006-11-22 22:13:21 · answer #1 · answered by TJ O 2 · 0 0

lmao!!! that was the best joke ive seen all day. Heck i wish i had that condition i would have pepper stashes all over the house..lol

2006-11-23 11:00:30 · answer #2 · answered by *Bella Reveuse* 3 · 0 0

Great Joke-Thanks....... I'll remember to add some extra packets of pepper to the grocery list this month!!!

2006-11-23 06:57:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

good 1

2006-11-23 06:19:39 · answer #4 · answered by raiseurglasshigh42morrowwedie 4 · 0 0

I thought it was pretty good - don't know why you would get a thumbs down for this one.

2006-11-23 07:35:58 · answer #5 · answered by 63vette 7 · 0 0

Hilarious! Never heard that one before. LOL

2006-11-23 06:22:22 · answer #6 · answered by Incendio 2 · 0 0

Isn't she the luckiest woman in the world!! XD

2006-11-23 06:14:41 · answer #7 · answered by Off-with-their-heads! 2 · 1 0

thats a great joke but i do wish i had that condition, haha

2006-11-23 09:24:41 · answer #8 · answered by destiny 2 · 0 0

Oldie but goodie!

2006-11-23 06:39:16 · answer #9 · answered by bezsenný 5 · 0 0

great one, wish i had that condition, pass the pepper.

2006-11-23 06:51:52 · answer #10 · answered by ShayMonYou 3 · 0 0

Coughs and sneezes spread diseases !

2006-11-23 09:05:38 · answer #11 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 0

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