Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area.
Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten"
As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appears and says, "Your wish is granted" and lo and behold Justin turned into a shark.
Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time went on and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn. He begs the cod to change him back, so lo and behold, he is turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).
Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked.
"He's at home distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain the torture, he set off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked."
Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed. I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again Christian."
2006-11-22 23:11:06 · 14 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank cod for your jokes !
2006-11-23 00:53:19 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This poor little cuttlefish has caught a dreadful cold and is sneezing and shivering fit to bust. His mate the barracuda comes along and takes one look and says -
"No wonder you've got a cold! You're in the North Sea off Scotland. It's freezing here. Hop on my back and I'll give you a lift to the Carribean."
"Achoo!" says the cuttlefish. "No way! Schnipf! The Carribean is full of sharks and they've love a nibble on a juicy cuttlefish like me. Achoo!"
"No worries." sayd the barracuda. "I know where all the sharks hang out. I'll take you to a place only I know about. Guaranteed shark-free."
"Achoo! Okay then." says the poorly little cuttlefish, and he clambers onto the barracuda's back. After a day of travelling across the wide Atlantic they arrive in the Carribean - and right up to the biggest, meanest, hungriest shark you have ever seen!
"AIEEE!" screams the cuttlefish. "What are you doing? Achoooo!"
"That's my loan shark." says the barracuda to the cuttlefish.
Then he says to the shark -
"Here's that sick squid I owe you."
Mine was worse than yours! Mine was worse than yours!
2006-11-22 23:21:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
large comedian tale!!!!!! LOL!! How approximately this one: A father and son went looking mutually for the 1st time. the daddy suggested, "stay right here and be very QUIET. i'm going to be around the sphere." a couple of minutes later, the daddy heard a blood curdling scream and ran lower back to his son. "what's incorrect?" the daddy asked. "I informed you to be quiet." The son replied, "look, i exchange into quiet while the snake slithered for the time of my ft. i exchange into quiet while the submit to breathed down my neck. yet while the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and suggested, 'ought to we consume them right here or take them with us?' "i assume I only panicked...."
2016-10-12 23:22:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....an oldy but still a goody
2006-11-22 23:12:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, loved it, gonna mail that one round if you dont mind (gonna anyway. lol) cheers
2006-11-22 23:14:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that was a couple more minutes of my life up the shoot!!!
2006-11-22 23:19:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan, that was pants!
2006-11-22 23:13:33 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mate this is quality!!!!!!!! make sure you give me best answer!!!!!!! i need to get to level 2!!!!!! good joke sonny jim.
2006-11-22 23:15:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad
2006-11-22 23:16:31 · answer #9 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
La fish, La life, La story-joke?............a good story.......
moral of the story?............................ remain where you are....as you are!..............hahahaha..... good1
2006-11-22 23:15:40 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋