Jokes & Riddles - November 2006

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can u re arrange letters to get a name of city..????
hint: chk the timezone panel in yr pc

2006-11-08 23:11:03 · 7 answers · asked by whiteas_gooddeeds 1

2006-11-08 23:07:33 · 11 answers · asked by dodgerchik 3

2006-11-08 22:47:18 · 10 answers · asked by Language C 1

Tell.

2006-11-08 22:33:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

1.A black baby is given a pair of wings,by the fairy...
The baby asked "Does this mean Im an Angel?"
Fairy laughs, And replied "Of Course not, you charcoal girl !Ambicious Your a BAT?and you can start flying now..now Na

2. Teacher: Okay class, lets take a picture...remembrance.. So that someday you can say that...Oy!This Juan is already a doctor! Oy! This Marie is nurse now! Oy Paulo, is a lawyer now!
Harry: Ah... Mam hmm is dead already!

3. A Philosophy teavher challenging a student of her faith in God..

Teacher: To see is to believe. Have you seen God?
Student: No sir, I haven't.
Teacher:Then there is no God.
Student: Sir, may i ask you a question? Have you seen your brain?
teacher: No

Student (to the whole class) My dear classmates,

lets all go home, Sir has no brain..

2006-11-08 22:28:15 · 8 answers · asked by candy m 2

2006-11-08 22:11:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

im looking for a general answer to this question, im not bothered if the answer was world wide or just one country, good luck

2006-11-08 21:58:41 · 10 answers · asked by tel922001 1

one meaning has sense and the other one is a little bit malicious..........

2006-11-08 21:53:48 · 2 answers · asked by nerdich_dk31 1

2006-11-08 21:42:09 · 30 answers · asked by cazzyap 1

and Not Screaming and Shouting like the passengers on his Bus.

2006-11-08 21:34:05 · 21 answers · asked by jabelite 3

2006-11-08 20:51:58 · 25 answers · asked by yipeee 2

A brunette is walking through the country,when she finds A bottle.She rubs it and,you guessed it,A genie apears.The Genie says "You can have 3 wishes.But I must warn you,anything you get,all the blondes in the world get 2 times as much"
The woman says"ok,give me A nice house"The Genie replies"now you nave 1 nice house & all the blondes in the world have 2"Then the lady says"Give me A gorgeous man"The Genie replies"Now you have 1 gorgeous man while all blondes have 2"The brunette says"For my last wish,Genie,See that stick over there?Beat me half to death w/ it.

2006-11-08 20:40:43 · 21 answers · asked by Daddy's Girl 2

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny seated behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
''God Almighty!'' shouted Mary on the pain and the teacher said, ''Very good'' Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?''
But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?''
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.

2006-11-08 20:19:26 · 18 answers · asked by Pd 6

2006-11-08 20:05:07 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

Do you agree that some forms of humor would be ruined if posted in this category? In my case, it would make it too obvious. Sure, it's always obvious here, but I like the deception benefit of posting jokes in other categories.

2006-11-08 19:39:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

When people don't find you funny, or when people don't understand you were joking?

I certainly think the latter is worse. I know I'm not funny to everyone, and that may be a good thing, but, man, having the intentional errors explained to me is the worst. I'd rather be told I stink.

2006-11-08 19:34:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

complete this sentence
spring went by and you went and everything passed on and .......

2006-11-08 19:30:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

How did the blind old man cross the busy road? (Hint: Take the letter f out of the word fudge and the f out of way.)

2006-11-08 19:14:44 · 4 answers · asked by smart_e_pants 2

Everyday a woman stood on her porch and shouted ''praise the lord'.And everyday the atheist next door yelled back "there is no lord" . One day she prayed lord am hungry please send me groceries. The next morning she found big bag of food on the stairs. "praise the lord " she shouted. i told u there was no lord her neighbour said jumping from behind a bush . "i bought those groceries"he said . praise the lord the woman said he not only sent me groceries but he made the devil pay for them.

2006-11-08 19:12:12 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which was sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. "Screw me or climb the ladder to success," she said.

No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye. "Screw me hard me or climb the ladder to success" she said. "Well", thought the man, "might as well carry on."

On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady who, this time, was quite attractive. "Screw me now or climb the ladder to success" she uttered.

As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself that this was getting better the further he went.

On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot. "Screw me or climb the ladder to success" she flirted.

2006-11-08 18:36:51 · 16 answers · asked by ettezzil 5

Andy wanted a job as a signalman on the railways.

The inspector asked him this question: "What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track?

Andy said," I would switch the points for one of the trains."

"What if the lever broke?", asked the inspector.

"Then I'd dash down to the signal box", said Andy. "and use the manual lever there."

"What if lightning struck it?' asked the inspector.

"Then..." Andy continued, "I'd run back into signal box & phone the next signal box."

"What if the phone was engaged?"

"Well.....in that case," persevered Andy, ”I'd rush down out of the box & use the PUBLIC emergency phone at the level of the crossing up there..."

"What would you do if THAT was vandalized?"

"Oh, well then I'd run into the village & get my Uncle Brown."

This puzzled the Inspector, so he asked, "Why would you do that???"

"Because he's never seen a train wreck!!"

2006-11-08 18:33:56 · 17 answers · asked by ettezzil 5

2006-11-08 17:48:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Last time, we saw this following riddle:

What is the most pious bug?
A: A praying-mantis!

Hehehe. And here is today's riddle:

Where do you take the sick boats to?

Have fun! :)

2006-11-08 17:46:56 · 12 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

I am an apple farmer and you come to me for work, my task is simple I have 10 saplings that need to be planted but they must be planted in 5 rows and each row consisting of 4 saplings...how would you do that?

2006-11-08 17:21:43 · 14 answers · asked by Justcurious81 2

What is invisible to the human eye but is noticeable if missing?

2006-11-08 17:12:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

THERE ARE TWELVE MEN RIDING ON HORSES. THERE IS ONE TREE WITH TWELVE APPLES. EACH TOOK ONE APPLE BUT LEFT 11 APPLES. HOW CAN THAT BE???

2006-11-08 17:07:36 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-08 16:41:36 · 11 answers · asked by shradha m 1

a lion felt horny and was serching for someone to mate to satisfy his desire.

He met a donkey and put his proposal to him.

the donkey agreed but on the term that he too will enjoy the same

finding no other go the lion agreed

the game begin the lion asked for a kiss the donkey resopnded immediately turning back and gave him a kiss

the lion satisfied his urge and kept his promise now it was the donkeys turn
in the mid of the game the donkey asked for a kiss , the lion did not respond the donkey insisted

the lion roaraed loudly you idiot how can i, yours is right up to my neck

2006-11-08 16:26:11 · 9 answers · asked by stone 4

One day A blonde named Sally was putting together A jigsaw puzzle.

She was really stumped and very frustrated so she decided to ask her husband for help.

"It's sopposed to be A Tiger"Sally cried."Honey,"said her husband"Put the frosted flakes back in the box"

2006-11-08 16:23:30 · 17 answers · asked by Daddy's Girl 2

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.

What must you Do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

2006-11-08 16:23:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous