A brunette is walking through the country,when she finds A bottle.She rubs it and,you guessed it,A genie apears.The Genie says "You can have 3 wishes.But I must warn you,anything you get,all the blondes in the world get 2 times as much"
The woman says"ok,give me A nice house"The Genie replies"now you nave 1 nice house & all the blondes in the world have 2"Then the lady says"Give me A gorgeous man"The Genie replies"Now you have 1 gorgeous man while all blondes have 2"The brunette says"For my last wish,Genie,See that stick over there?Beat me half to death w/ it.
2006-11-08 20:40:43 · 21 answers · asked by Daddy's Girl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I hope u r brunette and alive.
2006-11-09 16:01:03 · answer #1 · answered by macman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good but why is the brunette agst blondes?Or does she want to get rid of competition?
2006-11-08 21:02:32 · answer #2 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! That was cute. But why should the brunette hate blondes?
2006-11-08 20:44:08 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a bloody ripper keep up the good jokes..I love blonde jokes or any joke that makes me laugh...
2006-11-08 21:33:24 · answer #4 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EEK. Now i gotta watch out for that darn genie! Thanks for the house tho,, oh,, and i'll pass on the guy,, i dont swing that way!
2006-11-09 02:21:47 · answer #5 · answered by mistjaguar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww shuda guessed lol thanx 4 the giggle
2006-11-09 00:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL heard it before but still funny and Im blonde!!!
2006-11-08 20:42:04 · answer #7 · answered by sammie_wammie1971 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do blondes stare at the orange juice carton at breakfast?
It says concentrate right on it.
2006-11-08 20:43:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ouch!
2006-11-08 20:48:02 · answer #9 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
Did you know there is only one blonde joke, all the others are true facts!!!!hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
2006-11-08 20:48:24 · answer #10 · answered by jacomyb 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋