A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which was sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. "Screw me or climb the ladder to success," she said.
No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye. "Screw me hard me or climb the ladder to success" she said. "Well", thought the man, "might as well carry on."
On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady who, this time, was quite attractive. "Screw me now or climb the ladder to success" she uttered.
As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself that this was getting better the further he went.
On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot. "Screw me or climb the ladder to success" she flirted.
2006-11-08 18:36:51 · 16 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again.
When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair showing, flies buzzing around his head, a truly disgusting sample of manhood.
"Who are you?" the man asked, shocked.
"Hello," said the ugly fat man said, "my name is Cess!"
2006-11-08 18:37:41 · update #1
LOLLLLLLLLL...my chin almost hit the floor!
Thanks so much for the joke. I needed the laugh.
And by the way...I LOVE your avatar.
2006-11-08 21:57:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like your instructor knew my instructor. I wrote my paper on this subject based on success as a result of needs and wants. Basically, I stated that everyone has needs and everyone has wants. Needs you have to have to survive and be successful as an individual. Wants are those things that would be nice to have but are not necessary to my success and happiness. I Need food, water, a home, and a sense of happiness to be what I consider as an individual of success. My wants are simply things I would enjoy and would make me happier. Some individuals think obtaining such wants are a sign of success; that is what they think success looks like--the more the better. I think the look of success is simply defined by the contentment of an individual who has acquired all of her or his needs. You have achieved success when you have met all your needs requirements and can then determine if your wants are really necessary.
2016-05-21 23:43:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, althougth I was expecting that on the next cloud there was a 400 goddess harem.
2006-11-14 17:40:16 · answer #3 · answered by JAGC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm... I better be more careful about climbing the ladder of success :D
2006-11-08 18:43:29 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-08 19:57:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
Keep up the good jokes!
2006-11-14 08:22:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny!
2006-11-09 15:00:32 · answer #7 · answered by Blossoms 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best joke for today...
thnx tooooooooooooooooooo much
2006-11-08 21:58:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha - i have to take care next time ;-)
2006-11-08 20:36:59 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
By never ever GIVE UP.....that is all
2006-11-08 18:45:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋