You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.
What must you Do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
2006-11-08 16:23:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a friend of mine sent this to my email..its pretty funny if you understand it.
2006-11-08 16:24:13 · update #1
wat the crap?
o ic...
get off the merry go round!
=)
2006-11-08 16:31:48 · answer #1 · answered by anonymous random guy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
have your horse jump onto the back of the kangaroo, and have the kangaroo jump over the drop off, safely landing on the other side as the elephant remains behind and is eaten by the lion.
2006-11-09 00:26:44 · answer #2 · answered by mighty_power7 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get off the freaking Merry-Go-Round, old joke. But still a good one.
2006-11-09 00:32:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shoot the lion.
By the way, kangaroos don't gallop.
2006-11-09 00:31:15 · answer #4 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get off the merry-go-round.
2006-11-09 00:25:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
stop surfing yahoo answers ... and by the way stop riding the merry go round too ...
2006-11-09 00:27:13 · answer #6 · answered by Yash 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fly away cuz you is on a winged horse
2006-11-09 00:26:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get of the merry go round. I have heard of this one before but thanks anyway.
2006-11-09 03:22:34 · answer #8 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get out your shotgun and feast.
2006-11-09 00:36:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
pray.
2006-11-09 00:26:21 · answer #10 · answered by Sydni S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋