Everyday a woman stood on her porch and shouted ''praise the lord'.And everyday the atheist next door yelled back "there is no lord" . One day she prayed lord am hungry please send me groceries. The next morning she found big bag of food on the stairs. "praise the lord " she shouted. i told u there was no lord her neighbour said jumping from behind a bush . "i bought those groceries"he said . praise the lord the woman said he not only sent me groceries but he made the devil pay for them.
2006-11-08 19:12:12 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i think this is a great joke ^_^
very clever of the woman
thanks for sharing
2006-11-08 20:19:10 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was cute and sure can put a smile on a face of either the believer or non and man some pple read to much into these...............they are just jokes take it or leave it laugh and have fun with it ,
2006-11-08 20:06:14 · answer #2 · answered by fancy_sweet_heart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So Sad cause that prety lady dont know the Devil never pays unnecessary or unintentionally
2006-11-08 19:18:41 · answer #3 · answered by Raj J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow !! Thats a Lady with wit and ready repartee !!! Cleverly conceived and presented !!! I liked it !
2006-11-08 19:17:58 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! That'll show the devil.
2006-11-08 19:14:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is how LORD works, we are thinking the events in our lives are happenning due to this or that, but actually they are all controlled by the LORD.
We tend to call it fate, some call it, human idiocy, some call it circumstances, but I call it the management of LORD over the EARTH he created. We are too weak to understand or notice our LORD's working. WE DONT SEE BEYOND OUR NOSE.
2006-11-08 19:19:44 · answer #6 · answered by Syed M 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
That's funny!
2006-11-08 19:14:22 · answer #7 · answered by bezsenný 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-08 20:05:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty cute
2006-11-08 19:14:26 · answer #9 · answered by Bard's Babe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a nice humour
2006-11-08 20:18:18 · answer #10 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋