Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny seated behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
''God Almighty!'' shouted Mary on the pain and the teacher said, ''Very good'' Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?''
But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?''
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
2006-11-08 20:19:26 · 18 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-08 20:23:42 · answer #1 · answered by stone 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
OMG that was so funny, i've never heard it before & had to pick myself up from the floor from laughing so much lol keep them coming
2006-11-09 07:31:40 · answer #2 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one i havent heard that one before but i never get tired of hearing little johnny jokes
2006-11-09 05:50:17 · answer #3 · answered by the beast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny, kids say the darnedest things at the darnedest times. lol
2006-11-12 23:57:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he he he he he he he he, a very funny joke i haven't heard such a good laugh for sometime now, thank you for such humour!
2006-11-09 06:50:30 · answer #5 · answered by china 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Third time on Y/A .
2006-11-09 04:47:32 · answer #6 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is old but fun to read every time and burst out laughing
2006-11-09 04:41:17 · answer #7 · answered by yipeee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
very funny
2006-11-09 04:24:09 · answer #8 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO very funny :0)
2006-11-09 04:24:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-09 06:14:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋