Andy wanted a job as a signalman on the railways.
The inspector asked him this question: "What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track?
Andy said," I would switch the points for one of the trains."
"What if the lever broke?", asked the inspector.
"Then I'd dash down to the signal box", said Andy. "and use the manual lever there."
"What if lightning struck it?' asked the inspector.
"Then..." Andy continued, "I'd run back into signal box & phone the next signal box."
"What if the phone was engaged?"
"Well.....in that case," persevered Andy, ”I'd rush down out of the box & use the PUBLIC emergency phone at the level of the crossing up there..."
"What would you do if THAT was vandalized?"
"Oh, well then I'd run into the village & get my Uncle Brown."
This puzzled the Inspector, so he asked, "Why would you do that???"
"Because he's never seen a train wreck!!"
2006-11-08 18:33:56 · 17 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u r the best, ettezzil
2006-11-08 21:59:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
Excellent!
2006-11-14 16:20:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
then he would sit on the hill and watch the great train wreck
2006-11-09 06:17:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply Superb One !!! One of the Neat, clean and most Hilariuous joke I heard in the recent past !!! Good One !!
2006-11-09 02:37:48 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
My answer would be, if i reached that point to where it was vandalized, i think the trains already have wrecked . . .
2006-11-09 02:59:27 · answer #5 · answered by smart_e_pants 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Cute!
2006-11-09 10:30:21 · answer #6 · answered by mistjaguar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a tough interview :)
2006-11-09 02:46:51 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hehe funny
2006-11-09 04:35:41 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-09 04:13:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
o man this is an old one.t
2006-11-09 05:26:03 · answer #10 · answered by malika 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋