Jokes & Riddles - November 2006

What aboput yelling bob on an airplane?

2006-11-09 14:24:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-09 14:24:09 · 7 answers · asked by fanb24 1

This is a common interview question for recruiting consultants.

2006-11-09 14:23:04 · 4 answers · asked by shalz 1

would he become disoriented?

2006-11-09 14:21:23 · 2 answers · asked by Moose 6

2 jerks walk into a bar then the bartender says "get the hell out of here!"


please rate.

2006-11-09 14:17:28 · 17 answers · asked by mistery person 3

Ok I got this from one of my 360 friends and had it in my blog - it's kind of fun, so I thought I would post it for everyone to play around with *LOL* cheers!

This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute . Work this out as you read ... Be sure
you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's really fun and amazing.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5


4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 . If you
haven't, add 1755.


6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number !
The first digit of this was your original number (I.e., how many times
you want to go out to restaurants

2006-11-09 14:14:10 · 14 answers · asked by dances with cats 7

2006-11-09 14:11:44 · 8 answers · asked by HUBERT M 1

2006-11-09 14:02:59 · 10 answers · asked by chapped lips 5

The Long Path

You are walking down a road and you encounter a fork in the road and you do not know the correct way to go. There are two men standing at the junction and both know the correct road. One man always lies, and the other man always tells the truth, but you do not know who is the liar and who is the one who tells the truth. You can only ask each man one question, but it must be the same question for both. What is the question that would allow you to get the information necessary to choose the correct path?

2006-11-09 14:02:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

What is the next nuber in this sequence? 5, 65, 85, 92, 37....


Preaty hard!

2006-11-09 13:54:29 · 5 answers · asked by mistery person 3

I need some really funny jokes to cheer up my sad friend!! Do you know any good ones??? HELP PLEASE

2006-11-09 13:39:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-09 13:30:34 · 5 answers · asked by Dr Know It All 5

like: yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out; tired of cleaning yourself, let me do it! (house cleaners); they calll them bumper stickers, but i don't see a sticker on my bumper!; i do whatever my rice krispies tell me to. you know.



I really like this one: Ugly starts with you(U. get it? hahaha!)

2006-11-09 13:20:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Whats something that has not happend,
but needs to happend,
and when it happends it stops being it?

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what is something red that turns yellow and later turns green many times in a day?

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Where do the women and men have the thickest hair?

2006-11-09 13:16:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

any jokes but no provokity

2006-11-09 13:07:08 · 13 answers · asked by Big-mac 1

It ran out of juice...

2006-11-09 12:59:08 · 9 answers · asked by simplycreative_2115 2

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?



































A submarine, you pervert!

2006-11-09 12:56:46 · 21 answers · asked by BloodyCarrion 2

Calls up his patient and says, "I have some good news and some bad news, which would you like first?", the patient says "give me the good news first", and the doctor replies "The good news is you have 24 hours to live", the patient quite freaks out and says, "What the heck is the bad news?", the doctor says slowly, "The bad news is that I forgot to call you yesterday".

2006-11-09 12:41:32 · 13 answers · asked by Sentinel 3

You thrust it deep inside your mouth, in and out, over and over again, filling your mouth with a thick white goo, which is better when you spit it out, to be quite honest.... although some people thing it tastes good... it's not good to swallow it you know... oh and don't thrust it deep down your throat, you'll gag for sure, it's long and hard afterall... UGH..... well, I'm going to finish cleaning up the bathroom after that...























































































































I was JUST brushing my teeth!!!!! Geez, what did YOU people think I was doing??? ;-P Were you seriously innocent or were you mayhaps thinking naughtily? :-D

2006-11-09 12:27:57 · 4 answers · asked by Wetawd!!NRR! 2

ur walkin down a hallway wen u come to the end...there is a door on your left and right.....a being is in front of you. Now it can either be an:
Angel- always tells the truth
Devil- Always lies

You wanna figure out which door will lead you to Heaven.
You have 1 question ONLY that will lead you to heaven....what is the Question?

2006-11-09 12:24:34 · 17 answers · asked by Ray K 2

he wasnt as touchey feel with me as his friend was wich i was going out with his friend for a while but he dunked me and pushed me in and he whould grab my arm when i was getting out and threw me back in. and he hit me in the head with a giant ball.and we all spent the night in the front room with each other. and the next morning he told me that i stole his best friend. and the next day he filled this water bottle up with water and pored it on me why did he do this stuff

2006-11-09 12:01:52 · 9 answers · asked by annamariecreed 1

first answer will recieve 10 points no probs!!!

2006-11-09 11:53:11 · 40 answers · asked by 株式会THE CITADEL 株式会 4

HAHAHAHA...I made that joke up in 1 second.

2006-11-09 11:49:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

an indian couple were showing off their children to a white man," Why do you call your boy black eagle" asked the man" because thats the first thing my wife saw when she gave birth" "I see" said the man "and that is why your daughter is called morning cloud i suppose "It must have been the first thing your wife saw after her birth " Yes said the indian " and what is the name of your new baby " " 2 dogs fu*cking " said the indian......

2006-11-09 11:48:26 · 19 answers · asked by chris w. 7

Old people's farts

2006-11-09 11:45:35 · 7 answers · asked by Egg 1

I begin and end with U-N-D
A subterranean word
Can you deduce me?

♥

2006-11-09 11:34:13 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

2006-11-09 11:30:29 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

I know a guy who is 5ft 1 inches tall and he is a police officer and all his mates call him laptop because he is a small PC

Any bad nicknames out there?

2006-11-09 11:30:19 · 21 answers · asked by JAYFIRE 4

2006-11-09 11:29:18 · 21 answers · asked by beanolyon 1

You can find roads without cars, And roam through forests without trees, Cities exist without houses? Whatever can I be?

2006-11-09 11:23:42 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7