any jokes but no provokity
2006-11-09 13:07:08 · 13 answers · asked by Big-mac 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good Gawd! The jokes they gave....Thank goodness there is only what 2 maybe 3 ahead of me? I just checked...3. I have a clean joke for ya. A man just went in front of a judge and the judge asked him: Your a vagabond...which is a shame...what jobs have you done......the man said....shruggin his shoulders....hmmmmmmmm THIS AND THAT.
Judge says: Oh really...well WHERE have you worked?
Man: shruggin his shoulders.....hmmmmm HERE AND THERE!
Judge asked........Well how OFTEN do you work......man says: hmmmmmmmm NOW AND THEN......
Then the judge says........okay........okay!
.LOCK HIM UP! The man says.............Hey wait a minute...........WAIT! Judge.....when am I gonna get outta here! Judge says:.....hmmmmmm SOONER OR LATER!
:o)
2006-11-09 13:33:41 · answer #1 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q: Why didn't the blonde go to Disney World?
Because when she got off the freeway it said, Disney World Left so she went back home.
A blonde tells her friend look how smart I am, she holds up a puzzle box. See it says 4-5 years, but I finished it in 54 days!
Q: A smart blonde, a dumb blonde and santa clause all jump off a 5 story building...who makes it to the bottom first?
A: The dumb blonde shes the only one who exists!
2006-11-09 13:16:57 · answer #2 · answered by [S.M.I.L.E] :) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Bob jumped in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
Bob took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is his girlfriend.
Love that!!!
Me <3 This Joke
2006-11-09 13:14:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a duck runs into a pharmacy & says "give me some chapstick & just put it on my bill".
A man runs into a pharmacy and asks, ":Do you have any mousetraps? Hurry, i need to catch a bus." The clerk reponds, "Yep...we've got mousetraps...but i don't think any of them will catch a bus."
The country teacher asked the hillbilly, "What would you call Bambi if its eyes were poked out ?"
The hillbilly responded, "No-Eye-Deer."
2006-11-09 14:26:17 · answer #4 · answered by garlicfresh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ther is a blond burnet and a red head ther on a burning building.
And a fire man says to the burnet jump she jumps and he pullsthe sheet from under her. Then he says to the red head jump she says no I saw what you did to the burnet.He says don't worry we like red heads so she jumps and he pulls the sheet from under her.So he tells the blond to jump and she says no I saw what you did to the other 2. So put the sheet on the floor and walk away
2006-11-09 13:30:45 · answer #5 · answered by Naruto crazy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres rly no good funny clean jokes. I saym the dirtier the joke the better and the funnier!
~LOL
2006-11-09 13:21:08 · answer #6 · answered by Xo♥Marissa♥oX 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You better go to a clean joke site then, ehh
2006-11-09 13:17:40 · answer #7 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wanna here a clean joke
a guy got a bath
here's a dirty one
a guy jumped in the mud
LAME BUT FUNNY
2006-11-09 13:09:57 · answer #8 · answered by SharpieQueen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate clean jokes.... The dirtier the better.
2006-11-09 13:08:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
any chuck norris joke..most of them are clean.
here's a good joke..i don't consider it dirty..
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
A: Ellifino (its easier to hear when said.. (H)ell if i know)
2006-11-09 14:42:17 · answer #10 · answered by kitcat9125 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋