I know a guy who is 5ft 1 inches tall and he is a police officer and all his mates call him laptop because he is a small PC
Any bad nicknames out there?
2006-11-09 11:30:19 · 21 answers · asked by JAYFIRE 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
At school, we called each other by our initials,and this girls name is Valarie Davis. Imagine that around the school playground?
2006-11-09 21:53:43 · answer #1 · answered by David 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, on no account. some nicknames are puffed up - however the nickname on your daughter is rather candy. in certainty, she might even have difficulty announcing "Aurorah" at a youthful age, anyhow. while human beings call their toddlers nicknames (to illustrate, naming your daughter Abby extremely of Abigail, or naming your son Nick extremely of Nicholas), interestingly very superficial in a fashion. tell that lady that if she has a difficulty mutually with your daughter's call, then all she has to do isn't call her very own daughter that call. all and sundry's diverse and unquestionably all and sundry has diverse tastes. She desires to get her finger out of her a**, close her f*cking capture and study that no-one is an identical. additionally, tell her that she's inflicting confusion to her very own toddlers with the help of being a terrible place type and appearing like a psychotic ungodly huge.
2016-11-23 13:22:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i was young i had a friend who was called 'Crunchy' because he always had crusty bogeys around his nose. There was a boy in my school called Mark Sheepwash and his nickname was 'Sheep dip'. Mine was 'Chilly Willy' and no it wasn't anything to do with me liking outside sex sessions it was because I had a bobble hat and scarf like the little cartoon penguin
2006-11-09 11:39:09 · answer #3 · answered by sn0ttyang3l 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
at school the Welsh rugby teacher was called Tudor ( pronounced Chewda for our US friends ) Evans. His front teeth had been knocked out playing rugby so he was called Tudor Brick.
2006-11-09 19:00:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My best friend, Caresha,is kinda..um big. Guys call he Vanesha, she more like a van than a car. She takes it lightly though, so no harm done-lol
2006-11-09 11:37:03 · answer #5 · answered by PussyCat Dolly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well my stories kinda dirty but ill tell it the cleanest way i can...
Well when my hubby and i where in high school, i named his "you know" Corky. Well after about 2 years he finally meant my Grand mother who (god bless her) called him Corky. She had no idea what his "you know" was named. Well anyways thought that was funny. Hope i cleaned it up enough for you all.
PS we never rename his "you know" i don't know why..)
2006-11-09 12:15:53 · answer #6 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the family called us by initials, my sister being D (dee) and me being P (pee).
That was fine til someone called her Diddly -trying to be cute I guess. Naturally I had to be piddly - but it sounded sooooooooooo wrong.. but I dont have a bladder problem.. honest!!!
2006-11-10 19:49:14 · answer #7 · answered by miz Destiny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my friend is about 5 feet tall & he has the nick name "the jolly green gaint" & verybody calls me "sis" & my buddie has the last name of hinkle so his nick name is "hinkle-dinkle" & my last name is cutright so some people call me "cutwrong" than theres my aunt barbie we call her "shorty" because she's 4 foot 9inches i think thats all i got
2006-11-09 11:45:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
My mum used to call me Maxamillion for some unknown reason.
Made all my friends laugh, the bastards.
2006-11-09 19:21:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my cousin Paul is called "Paulie" by his parents. It was cute when he was 3, but now it sounds an awful lot like "polly"
2006-11-09 14:57:07 · answer #10 · answered by musicgirl31♫ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋