Calls up his patient and says, "I have some good news and some bad news, which would you like first?", the patient says "give me the good news first", and the doctor replies "The good news is you have 24 hours to live", the patient quite freaks out and says, "What the heck is the bad news?", the doctor says slowly, "The bad news is that I forgot to call you yesterday".
2006-11-09 12:41:32 · 13 answers · asked by Sentinel 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I gave you a thumbs up for this one, enjoy the extra point
2006-11-09 12:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-09 21:36:03 · answer #2 · answered by mistery person 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how is knowing you only have 24 hours to live a good thing? ooh ohh i got a good doctor one.
Patient to his doctor "I can't help it! I keep thinking my inferiority complex is bigger and better than everyone else's!"
2006-11-09 20:49:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a very cool joke.
2006-11-09 20:46:28 · answer #4 · answered by mandm 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-11-09 22:49:11 · answer #5 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
snicker sine-cal but humorous
2006-11-09 20:49:28 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, that was pretty funny right thuuurr. ;-P
2006-11-09 20:53:09 · answer #7 · answered by Wetawd!!NRR! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-11-09 20:54:27 · answer #8 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-11-09 21:11:03 · answer #9 · answered by michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-09 20:46:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋