What's long, hard, and full of seamen?
A submarine, you pervert!
2006-11-09 12:56:46 · 21 answers · asked by BloodyCarrion 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Geez, excuse me everyone, I never watched Austin Powers before, and I had never heard that joke. I thought I had made it up. Calm down, im sorry that I thought something that wasn't right.
2006-11-09 13:04:06 · update #1
ewwwwwwww don't say that joke in any public place
k k thanks
2006-11-09 12:59:21 · answer #1 · answered by baby g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 2 jokes are greater constructive perfect. One is a music, and yet yet another is a Michael Jackson comedian tale. extensive style a million: (Sung to the music of 'i've got faith i will Fly') ? i've got faith i will die, ? ? I have been given ran over with the help of the Ice Cream guy, ? ? All i wanted grew to become good right into a popsicle, ? ? extremely i finished up in a scientific employer . . . ? extensive style 2: Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in straightforward? A: They the two can get became on with the help of three twelve months olds. that is all I have been given.
2016-11-23 13:29:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My two jokes are better.
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'I Believe I Can Fly')
♫ I believe I can die, ♫
♫ I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, ♫
♫ All I wanted was a popsicle, ♫
♫ Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . ♫
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
That's all I got.
2006-11-09 16:21:49 · answer #3 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well despite what the others may have said I thought it was very funny and I had not heard it before. Thank you for posting it.
2006-11-09 18:02:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's actually not your joke as it's very old. I heard that in sixth grade and I'm now 28. Nice try though.
2006-11-09 12:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by Jerrysberries 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!All these people who called you those names are derks (can't tell you what that means)but you said you were sorry and that was nice thanx for the joke it was pretty funny and not every one has heard it so don't delete it.Your awesome.
2006-11-09 13:10:41 · answer #6 · answered by Ashley P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so, a, ben grove, kinda getting gay, arnt ya? just quit with the whole yahoo answers thing, especially about things that dont truely partain to your life, thnxbai
2006-11-09 17:43:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you stole that from Austin Powers and now you're claiming that you made it up... that's pathetic.
2006-11-09 13:01:24 · answer #8 · answered by Harold 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHA!!! Okay in all reality that is a stupid joke... but for some reason it is FUNNY as H*LL!!!! Dam!!! I laughed for a long time!!!!
2006-11-09 13:00:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an old one.
2006-11-09 12:57:51 · answer #10 · answered by cutegirl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ummmmm...you didn't make that up, dear. That is a REALLY old joke.
2006-11-09 12:57:55 · answer #11 · answered by paganmom 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋