like: yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out; tired of cleaning yourself, let me do it! (house cleaners); they calll them bumper stickers, but i don't see a sticker on my bumper!; i do whatever my rice krispies tell me to. you know.
I really like this one: Ugly starts with you(U. get it? hahaha!)
2006-11-09 13:20:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo momma so fat when she got on the scale it said..to be continued
yo momma so ugly when she stuck her head out the window she got arrested for mooning
yo momma teeth so yellow when she smiles,cars slow down
yo momma so poor her welcome mat reads "WEL.."
yo momma so nasty,she went to get a bath and all the water jumped out and said "hell no"
yo momma so fat she walked on high heels and turned them to flats
yo momma so stupid she was driving a relative to the airport and saw a sign that said "airport left" so she turned around and went home
yo momma so stupid she got locked in the grocery store and starved
yo momma so black she has to wear white gloves to keep from eating her fingers when she has chocolate
2006-11-09 13:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by KatastropheGirl™ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
yo momma so fat when she told the doctor her weight they said not you phone number!
2006-11-09 13:43:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so dumb, she positioned lipstick on her brow so she would desire to "makeup" her innovations. Yo momma so undesirable, whilst somebody stepped on a cigarette she mentioned "Who grew to become off da heater?". :/
2016-10-21 13:52:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mamma is so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.
2006-11-17 12:12:03 · answer #4 · answered by mac&cheese 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i ♥ the rice krispies joke
2006-11-09 13:31:29 · answer #5 · answered by →♥♥← 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you keep yo momma in suspense??
I'll tell you tomorrow.
2006-11-09 14:12:47 · answer #6 · answered by Drew2U 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
your mom is so skinny she sleeps in a condom. man i watch YO MOMMA to much :(
2006-11-09 13:32:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
cool, yeah some are nice and quiet funny.
but hey I'm NOT ugly, ha ha imagine it started with "i", igly lol
2006-11-09 13:22:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol , kinda old but still worth a giggle
2006-11-17 08:00:12 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-11-17 13:05:03 · answer #10 · answered by George K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋