I need some really funny jokes to cheer up my sad friend!! Do you know any good ones??? HELP PLEASE
2006-11-09 13:39:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.
One of the students said to his friend, "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says, "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree, they decided to ask the old man.
They approached him, and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said, "Well, you are fortunate. I'm a retired physician. I'll tell you, but first you must tell me what you think."
One of the students said, "I think it's Petry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought.......... but you are wrong."
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought.......... but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, what do you have?"
The old man said, "I thought it was gas........... but I was wrong.
2006-11-09 13:43:16 · answer #1 · answered by VR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a bad idea to play UNO with mexicans? Because they will always steal your green-cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a car. Who's driving? A cop What's the difference between a blackman and a bench? A bench can support a family of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump and swim is already here.
2016-05-22 01:48:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man’s penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out of the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man along with his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, “Daddy, what the heck was that?”
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, “It…it was only a bug, Honey.”
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment she said…. “Sure had a big dick, didn’t it?”
2006-11-09 13:57:09 · answer #3 · answered by dizzawg16 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A well dressed gentleman walks up to a pretty woman and asks her '' If I gave you a million dollars, would you have sex with me tonight ?'' She replied ''Yes !''
He then offers her $20.00 and she says ''Whats that for?''
He says ''It's for sex'' She looks at him and says ''You offered me a million dollars and your handing me a twenty dollar bill for sex ? I'm not a whore !''
The gentleman replied '' We already established what you are, now we're just haggling over price !''
2006-11-09 15:27:40 · answer #4 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say Head on apply directly to the forehead about 100000000
2006-11-09 13:43:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song
about it?
2006-11-11 13:57:05 · answer #6 · answered by xoxkittenkatxox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
17
one screws it in and the others just watch and write poems about it.
2006-11-09 13:47:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
whoever said nothing is impossible....never tried slamming a revolving door
2006-11-09 13:42:11 · answer #8 · answered by ggtightend 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I teen girl walks up to her jewish dad and asks:
"dad could i have fifty dollars?"
dad says " FOURTY BUX!!! WHAT DO YOU NEED THIRTY BUX FOR!!!???
2006-11-09 13:52:16 · answer #9 · answered by mrexman 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
www.coolfunnyjokes.com/
2006-11-09 14:04:08 · answer #10 · answered by notProudatAll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋