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2 jerks walk into a bar then the bartender says "get the hell out of here!"


please rate.

2006-11-09 14:17:28 · 17 answers · asked by mistery person 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

I thought it was funny.

2006-11-09 14:24:57 · update #1

No really it's funny.

2006-11-09 14:28:22 · update #2

What is wrong with you people?
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2006-11-09 14:34:39 · update #3

And NO I'm not stupid I just put the ha ha ha's to make it funny.

2006-11-09 14:46:07 · update #4

17 answers

geez, most of the other answerers probably didn't get the connection between this joke and the "2 jerks walked into a bar. the 3rd one ducked." joke. I thought yours was funny cuz I was expecting the other one.

2006-11-09 14:49:06 · answer #1 · answered by musicgirl31♫ 4 · 1 0

Not funny. On a scale of 1 to 10 it is a 1.

2006-11-09 14:19:29 · answer #2 · answered by Marti M 3 · 0 1

Nice. A salesman knocked at the door of a apartment in a brand new housing growth and a woman spoke back the door. He started, "Ma'am, I'm promoting the most up-to-date innovation in vacuums, that is the finest little computer I have visible in many years," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a combination of ketchup, salsa, dust, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum does not blank up that mess, I will consume it!" She stated, "Would you prefer a fork?! We have not obtained the vigour on but!"

2016-09-01 10:09:12 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

On a scale from 1-10.......
2
It was funny a little because the bartender was rude

2006-11-09 14:19:43 · answer #4 · answered by Montez Grl 5 · 0 1

Umm, sorry, but not so funny. Hey, since ur a guy and all, can you im me and help me? cuz like, I need help. And I saw that u helped this other girl, so umm, help?! IM me at jackie_doodle2003

2006-11-09 14:24:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

1-10 its a tripple 0. Heres one

A very godmother gave cinderella a tampon that will turn into a pumpkin by 12AM, well Cinderella doesn't come home unitl 4AM, the fairygodmother asks "where were you" Cinderella says, "I met a guy"...Fairygodmother says "who", Cinderella replies "Peter peter"

2006-11-09 14:29:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Not. I give it a generous 1.

2006-11-09 14:21:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Wow, that is just so stupid it made me laugh.
Am I the only one that gets the joke? It makes me laugh everytime I read it.

2006-11-09 14:19:40 · answer #8 · answered by Harold 4 · 0 1

it can be funny, you shouldn't use jerks though. that's offensive! say a rabbi and a priest. or dubya and hilliary.


LOL

2006-11-09 14:20:31 · answer #9 · answered by SallyC 6 · 1 0

Very ordinary.

2006-11-09 14:20:46 · answer #10 · answered by notProudatAll 3 · 1 0

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