Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

ur in a house no windows, doors, or anything just u a mirror and a table how do u get out? i have been wondering ever since my friend asked me and refused to give me a answer

2006-08-24 03:41:22 · 15 answers · asked by blade_6162 2

because 7 8 9

2006-08-24 03:36:14 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-24 03:22:14 · 17 answers · asked by Grim Angel 1

The pope, George Bush and Carrot Top are in a row boat in the middle of a lake. Suddenly, the boat begins to sink. The pope stands up and walks over the water to safety. Bush and Carrot Top look at each other and shrug. Then Carrot Top gets up and walks over the water to safety. Then Bush stands up, leans over the boat and drops into the lake, flailing and screaming for help.

Carrot Top looks at the pope and the pope says:________[fill in the punch line].

2006-08-24 03:03:11 · 24 answers · asked by A Baby Ate My Dingo 4

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/waldo.html

You Got To Look Hard!

2006-08-24 02:43:24 · 17 answers · asked by XXSEXY66XX 3

I have been 2 several banks and the main drive thru line has a brail (hope i spelled it right) pad 4 blind people. Odd?

2006-08-24 02:39:24 · 16 answers · asked by Happi @ss 5

2006-08-24 02:34:46 · 7 answers · asked by bisquit40 1

2006-08-24 02:34:29 · 21 answers · asked by survivor 5

2006-08-24 02:32:41 · 14 answers · asked by survivor 5

2006-08-24 02:32:33 · 13 answers · asked by Luvy 3

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his
drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
"I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab! At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."

2006-08-24 02:30:46 · 14 answers · asked by lady_kiki_007 1

And don't ask me how long have you got.

2006-08-24 02:30:13 · 8 answers · asked by Dr Know It All 5

SchoryIrondattis

2006-08-24 02:25:17 · 5 answers · asked by foniboki 4

Two drunken men were driving home. The first started screaming: - Jim, watch out for the wall, watch out for the waaaaall! Baaaaam! They hit the wall. The next day in the hospital the first man asked his friend: - You good for nothing, I've been screaming for you to watch out, why didn't you? Jim answered him: - IT WAS YOU DRIVING!!!




muahahahahahahhahha

2006-08-24 02:02:29 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-24 01:56:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

If buttered toast always falls to the floor buttered side down, would a piece of toast spin for eternity if you buttered both sides and dropped it?

2006-08-24 01:50:14 · 8 answers · asked by spindoccc 4

I have just heard of notpron and I dont get it can sombody give me some pointers I dont even get how you are supposed to get through the door on level 2. Maybe then I will realise how to play.
Its worth 10 points for the person who can help me understand. I am usually quite good at puzzles. PLEASE HELP ME>

2006-08-24 01:48:54 · 3 answers · asked by Claire U.K 3

A man walks in da middle of a street,
and all the lights of da street are off,
the car's lights are off
Suddnly, the driver stops the car
becuase he was about to hit the man
How Could the Driver see the man

2006-08-24 01:45:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-24 01:45:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

Moses was the son of Pharoahs daughter but he was also the daughter of Pharoahs son.

It is all about how you say it try and look at it as 2 seperate statements and it might make sense.

2006-08-24 01:36:50 · 23 answers · asked by Claire U.K 3

2006-08-24 01:36:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

there is a 10 digit number
1st digit tells the number of 1's in the number
2nd digit tells the no. of 2's in the number
so on n so forth
till 10th digit tells the no. of zeroes in the number
can u plz tell me the answer

2006-08-24 01:21:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Some buy-outs just will never make it do to the names.

For example if Dole Raisens decided it wanted to buy Gillete Razors, the product who then be:

DOLE RAZORS - Does not seem like it would be a big hit.

Any other suggestions of prducts that just ould not make it?

2006-08-24 01:08:45 · 9 answers · asked by cvy2000 3

2006-08-24 01:06:50 · 17 answers · asked by RoyRogersAndDaleEvans 2

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, while awaiting their respective flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show, and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East. Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes. Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few. "The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?" The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'.

2006-08-24 01:06:21 · 3 answers · asked by Mr. Peachy® 7

2006-08-24 01:04:16 · 9 answers · asked by Shak 1

2006-08-24 01:01:18 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

2 monkeys ran out of a zoo,they catched one of them and the other is reading the joke..ha ha ha!got u!!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-24 00:48:01 · 23 answers · asked by Sherif 3

2006-08-24 00:35:58 · 8 answers · asked by arthi t 2

Teacher: What’s the outside layer
of a tree called, Tommy?
Tommy: Don’t Know.
Teacher: Bark, Tommy.
Tommy: Woof, Woof.


muahahahahahahahhahahahha.....u like it?

2006-08-24 00:24:43 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous