2006-08-24 03:22:14 · 17 answers · asked by Grim Angel 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chuck Norris?
2006-08-24 03:23:58 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuck could chuck everything a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
DUH!
2006-08-24 10:26:17 · answer #2 · answered by Lindsey L. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck couldt chuck wood maybe lol
2006-08-24 10:32:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's a wood chuck? I mean has any one ever seen one i havent. is it an animal, a tool something made up to annoy the %$#@$# out of everyone, who cares any way.
2006-08-24 11:11:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-08-24 10:28:19 · answer #5 · answered by sawdust 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wood chucks cant chuck wood, a beaver can but not a wood chuck.
2006-08-24 12:06:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Close enough. And he'd chuck all of it.
2006-08-24 10:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by dandelionsoup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take your pick at the answer http://answers.yahoo.com/search/search_result;_ylt=AoguOfVzaRjM8PClyjfJ9Hnpy6IX?p=how+much+chuck+could+a+chuck+wood+chuck+if+a+chuck+chuck+wood+chuck+wood
2006-08-24 11:23:15 · answer #8 · answered by Mlsig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you started to type this question, did you or did you NOT see this has been asked a million times already -- you had a wide variety of answer to look at. This is stupid.
2006-08-24 10:24:49 · answer #9 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Enough cords to last the winter. Is he for hire?
2006-08-24 11:08:26 · answer #10 · answered by beorne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋