2006-08-24 01:06:50 · 17 answers · asked by RoyRogersAndDaleEvans 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The suicide bomber says "God is great!"
Osama says "God is great!"
Bush says "Sounds good. I'll have what they're having bartender"
2006-08-24 01:09:22 · answer #1 · answered by JeffE 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Uh, Geo W throws Osama on top of the suicie bomber and wins El Presidency for Life?
2006-08-24 01:08:52 · answer #2 · answered by JVHawai'i 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Suicide bomber pulls the key, and Osama goes to have 72 virgins along with the suicide bomber.
Americans will celebrate the occasion.
2006-08-24 01:19:21 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
W rips the suicide bombers arm off with the dead mans switch still in his hand, turns and pummels Osama with the dead arm. W is so pleased with himself that he forgets hes on the wagon and orders a Bud, drinks himself into an alchoholic stupor, goes home beats Laura and the kids and his secret service guy. Wakes up Sunday morning in the D.C. drunk tank.
2006-08-24 01:16:12 · answer #4 · answered by Norman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bar blows up and Bush gets killed along with osama
2006-08-24 01:09:19 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bomb blows up (there's no stopping those wack jobs) and only Osama and George are left standing... Why? Well I think it's been proved that Osama like the cockroach will withstand the nuclear holocaust.... and George is just a bad a.. cowboy! you should know that Roy!
2006-08-24 01:21:25 · answer #6 · answered by In the light 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush is as plenty a terrorist/mass murderer as FDR develop into for responding to *** aggression or perhaps (gasp) Nazi Germany while the U. S. wasn't even attacked without delay by them. How, delusional do you may desire to be to have self assurance that Bush could be seen a mass murderer? On suitable of that, a million million human beings? On suitable of that, thinking the Midwest stands at the back of you (the Left coast, i ought to comprehend)? Who desires to think of for themselves right here?
2016-12-11 14:25:46 · answer #7 · answered by spadafora 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush uses are tax dollars to buy a round for the house.
2006-08-24 01:15:15 · answer #8 · answered by grooveface 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush digs a hole throws Osama in and covers him to protect him from the bomb : )
2006-08-24 01:23:10 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both Bush and Osama scream "NO!!! I said any bar,bar this one!!!"
2006-08-24 01:12:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋