2006-08-24 02:34:29 · 21 answers · asked by survivor 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I forgot. Another one I saw said "Tyres slashed all this week" Advertising cut-price tyres.
2006-08-24 04:10:19 · update #1
"Don't kill your wife with work. Let electricity do it."
2006-08-24 02:35:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Actually this is a reminder in a comfort room inside the door of a
CR Cubicle to remind the users : "Sit like a queen and not like a frog". Can you picture it out? LOL!
2006-08-24 10:55:11 · answer #2 · answered by Neng Dearie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a Bass & Co. Brewery sign from 1877. At the bottom it says "celebrating 100 yrs of Excelance" (the co. was founded in 1777) The red triangle logo that they still use today is the oldest registered trademark in the world.
2006-08-24 09:45:59 · answer #3 · answered by and,or,nand,nor 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
This morning on the way to work I seen a sign at a furniture store that said" Back to school sale" So what does the kid say-"Mom, can we hit the back to school sale at Burgins furniture? I need a couple recliners and a couch for science class.
2006-08-24 10:44:26 · answer #4 · answered by Nascarcrazy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm not making this up, "You can't beat Wagner's meat". It's for a local meat market in New Orleans.
Check out the links, I laugh every time I see the signs.
2006-08-24 09:52:33 · answer #5 · answered by Grown Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In England: A road sign advising the speed limit was 8 kilometers per hour because of a school zone read:
"8
Dead Slow
Children Ahead"
I couldn't determine if they were dead because they were slow, or slow because they were dead.
2006-08-24 11:21:02 · answer #6 · answered by scourgeoftheleft 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Have you tasted a Fourteen Year Old?" An advertising line for a liquor brand that has been aged for 14 years.
2006-08-24 09:40:59 · answer #7 · answered by noypi 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Because it just feels right." Software ad in a magazine shows a baby sitting down and peeing into the air.
2006-08-24 09:40:51 · answer #8 · answered by Shelley 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
at a laundromat: drop your pants here and you will recieve immediate attention.
by some grass: do not park on grass ( the whole lawn is filled with cars)
2006-08-24 11:27:50 · answer #9 · answered by allena s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Drop your pants here!" at a dry cleaners. In Las Vegas back in the 80's.
2006-08-24 09:44:22 · answer #10 · answered by snafu1 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Be Thankful Your Mom Didn't Choose Abortion"....possibly the funniest billboard I've seen too!
2006-08-24 09:35:52 · answer #11 · answered by youdontneedtoknowme 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋