Two drunken men were driving home. The first started screaming: - Jim, watch out for the wall, watch out for the waaaaall! Baaaaam! They hit the wall. The next day in the hospital the first man asked his friend: - You good for nothing, I've been screaming for you to watch out, why didn't you? Jim answered him: - IT WAS YOU DRIVING!!!
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2006-08-24 02:02:29 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how was it...he he?
2006-08-24 02:03:08 · update #1
that made me laugh!
2006-08-27 18:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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lolz...:)) Comedy, thy name is baby!! :)) It's a five star ..lol !
How can u arrange for 2 people to stand on the
same piece of newspaper and yet be unble to touch each other without stepping off the newspaper.
2. How many 3-cent stamps are there in a dozen?
3. A rope ladder hangs over the side of a ship. The rungs are one foot apart and the ladder is 12 feet long. The tide is rising at four inches an hour. How long will it take before the first four rungs of the ladder are underwater?
4. Which would you rather have, a trunk full of nickels or a trunk half full of dimes?
5. Steve has three piles of sand and Mike has four piles of sand. All together, how many do they have?
6. In which sport are the shoes made entirely of metal?
7. If the Vice-President of the United States should die, who would be President?
8. How can you throw a golf ball with all your might and -- without hitting a wall or any other obstruction -- have the ball stop and come right back to you?
9. According to most state laws, the attempt to commit a certain crime is punishable, but actually committing the crime is not. What is the crime?
10. Find the English word that can be formed from all these letters: PNLLEEEESSSSS
aha! don't look now! confirm ur answers..
1st chance
2nd chance
3rd chance!
...:)) ......
Answers:
1A. Slide the newspaper half way under a closed door and ask the two people to stand on the bit of newspaper on their side of the door.
2A. There are twelve (not four).
3A. Actually, the ladder will rise with the ship!
4A. Dimes are smaller than nickels, so choose the dimes!
5A. If they put them all together, there will be one pile.
6A. Horse racing.
7A. The President.
8A. Throw the ball straight up.
9A. Suicide
10A. Sleeplessness
2006-08-24 11:18:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2006-08-30 17:50:14 · answer #3 · answered by karen wonderful 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
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2006-08-30 02:21:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Sound like something that some of my friends would do⥠Pretty funny thoughâ¥
2006-08-28 15:37:00 · answer #5 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew a true story that happened like that.
2006-08-29 22:19:55 · answer #6 · answered by Mattman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2006-08-30 04:09:57 · answer #7 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha it was really funny
reminded mwe of Goerge of the jungle.
2006-08-24 09:33:35 · answer #8 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha HA HA HA Ha Aha. Awesome. Keep it up dude.
2006-08-24 09:05:10 · answer #9 · answered by Dumbledore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny. i really liked it. it makes me think of my parents in a vehicle together.
2006-08-24 10:44:40 · answer #10 · answered by sawdust 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-08-27 18:41:03 · answer #11 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋