The pope, George Bush and Carrot Top are in a row boat in the middle of a lake. Suddenly, the boat begins to sink. The pope stands up and walks over the water to safety. Bush and Carrot Top look at each other and shrug. Then Carrot Top gets up and walks over the water to safety. Then Bush stands up, leans over the boat and drops into the lake, flailing and screaming for help.
Carrot Top looks at the pope and the pope says:________[fill in the punch line].
2006-08-24 03:03:11 · 24 answers · asked by A Baby Ate My Dingo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i'm not surprised.
2006-08-24 03:06:38 · answer #1 · answered by ♥karina*s_mom♥ 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Carrot Top looks at the pope and the pope says: My bush is all wet.
2006-08-24 10:14:26 · answer #2 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Carrot Top looks at the pope and the pope says: Don't worry, sh*t floats, he'll be alright.
2006-08-24 11:25:40 · answer #3 · answered by h-e-a-t-h-e-r 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Carrot top looks at the pope and the pope says: if only he followed the truth and the way, he would undoubtedly have been saved,
2006-08-24 10:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's the way to put out a burning Bush!
2006-08-24 10:12:09 · answer #5 · answered by survivor 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'm Pope almighty my will be done
2006-08-28 08:52:36 · answer #6 · answered by POWERBS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lake is only 5 inches deep.
2006-08-24 10:05:31 · answer #7 · answered by TropicalSun 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
save him, because george bush is the best!
2006-08-24 12:17:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Call Pop-eye the Sailor man !
2006-08-24 10:31:22 · answer #9 · answered by rockinghard 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
What a drama queen, this lake is barely a metre deep.
2006-08-24 10:06:20 · answer #10 · answered by talula_talula 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
"He'll figure out the dock is on this side eventually."
2006-08-25 06:22:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋