A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his
drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
"I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab! At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."
2006-08-24 02:30:46 · 14 answers · asked by lady_kiki_007 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This was the first joke i have ever read on yahoo answers that actually made me laugh. LMAO!! Well done!
2006-08-24 02:42:37 · answer #1 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-08-24 11:06:51 · answer #2 · answered by Milana P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! I did not expect that to happen. That's a good one! Tell me another!
2006-08-24 10:46:42 · answer #3 · answered by Lady C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a very bad luck, i have 1 question r u gay cos u said your wife was sleeping with a gardner and u have a female avatar correct me if i am wrong.
2006-08-24 09:37:06 · answer #4 · answered by alyamed 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
What's the question??
2006-08-24 09:37:41 · answer #5 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaaaaaaaaaa kool
2006-08-24 12:25:23 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Angel♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch! that's hurtly funny. lol
2006-08-24 09:37:44 · answer #7 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-08-24 10:02:29 · answer #8 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. i have the flash animation for it. if you want it, contact me: anki01pruthi@yahoo.co.in
2006-08-24 09:49:30 · answer #9 · answered by ankit pruthi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that was funny as hell!
2006-08-24 09:38:45 · answer #10 · answered by O00-ACE-00O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋