2006-08-24 00:35:58 · 8 answers · asked by arthi t 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
even i am indian
raghu asks his friend{do you bath every day???????????
ramu{answers "i bath every night
2006-08-24 00:42:32 · answer #1 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No if, No but, Only Jatt
How's that??
Addendum: Oh, see, I thought by Indian joke, you meant a joke only an Indian would get (in this case, punjabi)
2006-08-24 07:38:10 · answer #2 · answered by 006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
James Bond Style: The character James Bond has a peculiar style of introducing himself by saying first Bond, then followed by great smile & finally James Bond.
His style is absolutely killing but he doesn't know the consequences when he meets our great south Indian guy.
When Bond meets a Hyderabad guy
James Bond: "My name's Bond... (Smiles and then says).... James Bond."
James Bond: "And you?"
Telugu Guy: "I am Sai... Venkata Sai... Siva Venkata Sai... Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..... Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.... Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....
James Bond faints!!!
2006-08-24 09:18:32 · answer #3 · answered by Dumbledore 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
What does a sardar do to get twins?
Punches 2 holes in the condom
2006-08-24 07:46:49 · answer #4 · answered by No Saint 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why haven't India ever won the football world cup?
Because every time you give one of them a corner, he opens up a shop.
2006-08-24 07:37:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the Indian kids who drank five gallons of tea before going to bed?
They woke up in their own tee-pee!!!
2006-08-24 07:40:23 · answer #6 · answered by 2BaD4u 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
a sardarji used to go to college with his dog but after a few years he went alone why?
because his dog graduated !!
2006-08-24 07:46:40 · answer #7 · answered by handsomedev2001 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he he....
(isn't it short?)
2006-08-24 07:47:37 · answer #8 · answered by neeLi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋