2006-08-24 02:34:46 · 7 answers · asked by bisquit40 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a ***** is seven. Three plus six, that son of a ***** is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a ***** is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four
2006-08-24 02:51:14 · answer #1 · answered by Kate Jones 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, you have dark skin and large front teeth!
2006-08-24 02:40:52 · answer #2 · answered by O00-ACE-00O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do the teeth half to do with a joke?
2006-08-24 02:37:52 · answer #3 · answered by preciousmoments1962 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wouldn't want to have sex with someone too dark reason being during a blackout i won't be able to see anything so i'll have to ask them to smile.....(no offense my first crush was a dark chocolate)
2006-08-27 08:23:28 · answer #4 · answered by umm...yea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can say: This ************ is so dark, the only way you can see him at night is when he smiles, that buck-toothed son of a biatch!
2006-08-24 03:21:12 · answer #5 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this a joke?
2006-08-24 05:37:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please dont hate on people u work with.
Ha Ha
2006-08-24 02:46:07 · answer #7 · answered by Happi @ss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋