Teacher: What’s the outside layer
of a tree called, Tommy?
Tommy: Don’t Know.
Teacher: Bark, Tommy.
Tommy: Woof, Woof.
muahahahahahahahhahahahha.....u like it?
2006-08-24 00:24:43 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sO sweeT :)
2006-08-24 00:42:57 · answer #1 · answered by neeLi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, good it is.
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2006-08-24 17:21:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz....cute one 10 /10...It sounded like u were saying 'woof woof' ! :))
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The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday", replies the second man.
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2006-08-24 04:12:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
2006-08-24 00:59:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely a baby joke!
2006-08-24 00:56:05 · answer #5 · answered by clarence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ehhh.....it was alright. I give it a 6/10
2006-08-30 15:05:48 · answer #6 · answered by Michelle O 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woof woof
It's a great joke.
2006-08-24 01:06:28 · answer #7 · answered by � Fuzzy Dice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Luv it... woof woof back
2006-08-30 16:42:38 · answer #8 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny on the level i can imagine one of my mates doing that
2006-08-24 00:58:12 · answer #9 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Original....i like it
2006-08-24 02:34:50 · answer #10 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corney but cute : )
2006-08-30 14:59:40 · answer #11 · answered by noneofyourbizwax 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋