Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph?

2006-08-25 11:02:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am feeling a little epressed today,and i dont know why.I feel good when I am talking with friends though.Is this normal?

2006-08-25 10:52:02 · 8 answers · asked by Rose 1

I got this pattern today in class it is really hard and I am stumped... so if you could help me with the next two names and how you got those names that would be great

George, THomas, Abe, Alexander, ___________, ____________

2006-08-25 10:45:03 · 5 answers · asked by I L♥VE You 2

2006-08-25 10:44:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-25 10:38:05 · 10 answers · asked by john s 2

A father goes into his 17 y/o daughter looking for something and sees this huge dildo in her bed. Confused, he waits for her to get home for an explanation. When she arrives, he tells her: " I found this toy in your room and i wan´t an explanation". The girl tells him: "Daddy, since i was a little kid you have taught me to be a responsible person, so i decided that instead of having a boyfriend i will have this. My dildo will not get me pregnant, won´t cheat on me, will pleasure me whenever i wan´t without having to suck it and won´t give me an STD, so he is my boyfriend". The father, stunned, says "from that point of view i guess it´s ok" and leaves her in her room. A week after, the girl comes home and finds his dad punch drunk with a glass of whiskey in one hand and her dildo in the other. She asks "What the hell are you doing?", and he says, "Can´t a man have a few drinks with his son-in-law"?

2006-08-25 10:25:00 · 14 answers · asked by camp1971 3

2006-08-25 10:21:11 · 8 answers · asked by blisstar 3

the funniest takes home ten! (not too long, pleaz) :)

2006-08-25 10:07:50 · 8 answers · asked by Orange ♥Mocha♥ Frappuccino 6

Neither one has won a world series in there new stadium.

2006-08-25 10:04:32 · 4 answers · asked by foxhawk 2

A girl from Illinois and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Illinois, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya from?"
The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."
The girl from Illinois, sat quietly for a few moments and then replied:
"So, where ya from,... b i t c h?"

2006-08-25 09:56:56 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

2006-08-25 09:47:25 · 20 answers · asked by bexyboo001 1

2006-08-25 09:41:17 · 9 answers · asked by blackcat7995 2

2006-08-25 09:40:47 · 22 answers · asked by aww_garsh 4

2006-08-25 09:40:09 · 15 answers · asked by Brendon B 2

2006-08-25 09:30:55 · 11 answers · asked by Brendon B 2

and the doctor says why have you come here and i said iv got a stearing wheel in my trousers and he sad so and i replied its driving me nuts.....

2006-08-25 09:28:36 · 23 answers · asked by JAY JAY 3

2006-08-25 09:27:33 · 37 answers · asked by SARAH T 1

what did fish smell like before women started swimming in the sea?

2006-08-25 09:25:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

I know there are some very dumb brunettes and red heads but I never see any that say did you hear the one about the dumb brunette or did you hear the one about the dumb red head. Has anybody ever heard any like that?

2006-08-25 09:22:56 · 18 answers · asked by LADY ICE 3

i am pretty hard to offend.

2006-08-25 09:20:32 · 5 answers · asked by hey_finny 3

The doctor asked her what happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang.. but instead of picking up the phone I picked up the iron and put it to my ear."
Oh gosh!! Exclaimed the doctor in disbeliefe, but what happened to the other ear? " the son of a bit** called back!"

2006-08-25 09:04:26 · 12 answers · asked by D 2

Bruce Willis,Mel Gibson and arnold Schwarzenegger were all told to play down their tough immages by playing composers in their next films,none were happy but they agreed,Bruce said i shall be Motzart turning to Mel who said i'd like to play beathoven and Arnie stood up and said....... I'LL BE BACH

2006-08-25 09:00:00 · 12 answers · asked by benny_bull_frog 3

what's the one thing you can't take anymore of.
You have 1000 characters to work with.

2006-08-25 08:57:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

I wanna suck you, lick you, I wanna move my tongue all around you, I wanna feel you in my mouth. Keep your mind out the gutta.

2006-08-25 08:56:26 · 11 answers · asked by reese_pooh 1

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead hated their pets and wanted to kill them, The Blonde had a fish, the brunette had a dog, and the redhead had a cat. The Brunette poisoned the dog food, the redhead dropped her cat over a waterfall, and the blonde said: " I'm going to drown my fish.

2006-08-25 08:56:12 · 8 answers · asked by Big Boss the Philosopher 6

2006-08-25 08:48:08 · 31 answers · asked by lillynolilly 2

2006-08-25 08:44:49 · 44 answers · asked by lillynolilly 2

where can i find the video of dane cooks joke about the cool aid man?

2006-08-25 08:41:32 · 5 answers · asked by ElEgAnTFiShIe 1

2006-08-25 08:39:17 · 8 answers · asked by Yucifer 4

Aboriginals ask their new elder if the winter will be cold or mild. He had no idea so told them it would be cold and to collect firewood. He later phoned the met office to check. ' It look's like it's going to be cold' they said. He therefore told the aboriginals to collect even more wood. Later he rang the met office, ' Yes! It is going to be even colder' they said. He ordered the aboriginals to collect every scrap of wood they could find. Later he rang the met office, 'How can you be so certain it will be so cold this winter' he asked. They replied, 'There are reports that the aboriginals are collecting firewood like crazy and that's always a sure sign.'

2006-08-25 08:38:51 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous