and the doctor says why have you come here and i said iv got a stearing wheel in my trousers and he sad so and i replied its driving me nuts.....
2006-08-25 09:28:36 · 23 answers · asked by JAY JAY 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
golden oldie! but not bad!!!
2006-08-25 10:16:04 · answer #1 · answered by Paddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to the doctors and said
'Can you help me out?' He said 'Which way did you come in?'
'Doctor people keep ignoring me.' He said 'Next.'
'Doctor, I keep thinking I'm the invisible mane.' He said 'Who said that?'
Doctor this morning when I woke up I sang 'The Green Green Grass of Home' then 'What's New Pussycat.' then 'Delilah'
He said 'You've got Tom Jones Syndrome.'
I said 'Is it common?'
He said 'It's Not Unusual.'
2006-08-25 16:45:19 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its like the guy who went to the Docs and said 'Doc' you've got to help me, i keep thinking i'm a moth. The Doc says ' I think you need to see a Shrink. The man replies 'I was on my way to see one actually but i saw your light on' !!!!
2006-08-25 16:39:33 · answer #3 · answered by Gray 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yikes.
2006-08-25 16:32:27 · answer #4 · answered by Billy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it.....
when i went in to see him i said doctor doctor a blind drunk maniac is driving my car......thats not my problem he said go to the police station ....but doctor he's driving it round the waiting room i said
2006-08-25 16:46:29 · answer #5 · answered by uplate 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If not spelling, punctuation would be nice. Your joke was hard to read.
2006-08-25 16:47:39 · answer #6 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha!
2006-08-25 16:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's old... and it's a little confusing to read... please put your quotation marks (" ") around the parts people are talking... it just all runs together... and makes the joke even less funny if you can't read it!
2006-08-25 16:31:55 · answer #8 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Laugh? I almost.
2006-08-25 16:49:43 · answer #9 · answered by Jude 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so old
2006-08-25 16:30:57 · answer #10 · answered by the_moon_ur_eys 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats poor thats something my six year old cousain would say
2006-08-25 16:30:50 · answer #11 · answered by xxDiStUrBeDxx 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋