2006-08-25 10:38:05 · 10 answers · asked by john s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HERE'S ONE:********************************************
"Do you see that brick wall? I built that entire wall, by myself. Do they call me John, the Wallbuilder? No...."
He goes on about various things he's done and how those have never worked themselves into any kind of title.
"But you **** one goat..."
Usage - anytime your reputation preceeds you in a less than positive way"
Line 2 - Rectum? Damn near killed em!
Usage - anytime anyone has the nerve to say "rectum" in conversation. Also works in the doctor's office.
HERE'S ANOTHER*******************************************
One day Johnny walked into the classroom, and the teacher said, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He replied, 'no ma'am.' She said, 'if you don't have it done by tomorrow then I'm going to make a call to your parents.'
As Johnny is walking home from school he looks to his left and sees two greyhounds racing,and one gets so far ahead of the other one that it just stops and the other one rams its head right up its ***.
Johnny takes out a piece of paper and writes it all down, saying to himself, 'This is going to be my report.'
The next day at school the teacher says, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He says, 'sure do.' So he goes up to the front of the class and starts telling them what he saw. 'Yesterday I was walking home from school when I saw these two greyhounds racing, and one rammed its head right up the other's ***.' The teacher says, 'Johnny, we don't use the word '***' in the classroom, it's rectum.' Johnny said, 'Rectum? Hell, it damn near killed 'em.'
HERE'S ANOTHER*****************************************
A little boy goes to school and tells his teacher "Me and Dad were driving along and we hit a big bull moose right in the ***!"
The teacher says "rectum."
Kid says, "Rectum? Damn near killed him."
2006-08-25 10:42:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
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Ever heard the punchline "Rectum, damn near killed em"? what is the setup for that joke and where did it come
2015-08-10 20:06:35 · answer #2 · answered by Consuelo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always heard it as
"A little boy was sitting on the side of the road crying after his dog had been hit and seriously injured by a car when a kind old priest came by and asked what had happened. The little boy responded, 'That car just ran right over my dog's a**!' At which the priest replied 'No, son....we don't say a**. You mean rectum.'
The little boy turned to the priest and said 'Rectum?, damn near
killed 'em!'"
2006-08-25 11:11:00 · answer #3 · answered by Barbara 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
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The doctor asked the EMT to explain what was wrong with this patient in the ER. The paramedic said, "Well, this retard stuck a rocket in his cornhole." Doctor said, "You mean, rectum?" "Wrecked'im? It damn near killed 'im!"
2016-04-04 07:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is so old I don't think anyone alive still remembers the original setup.
2015-12-17 09:14:17 · answer #5 · answered by Eric 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know it has something to do with a car accident and a telephone pole going up someone's @$$.
2016-03-17 09:45:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dad used to tell a version of the joke. Can't for the life of me remember the set up but it was a bit more plausible than the greyhound version. Perhaps it involved a slingshot or some such. Maybe it will come back to me.
2006-08-25 10:52:53 · answer #7 · answered by DelK 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
the movie Black Sheep
2015-11-27 08:57:49 · answer #8 · answered by herzog 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its from the redneck dictionary.
2006-08-25 11:29:27 · answer #9 · answered by kimmysue62 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Sorry no never heard of it!
2006-08-25 10:43:29 · answer #10 · answered by Butterfly Beauty 3 · 0⤊ 6⤋