i am pretty hard to offend.
2006-08-25 09:20:32 · 5 answers · asked by hey_finny 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A guy is in the waiting room of a hospital, pacing back and forth as his wife gives birth to their first child. Suddenly, the doctor comes in with a puzzled look on his face.
"What is it?" asks the man.
The doctor replies, "I have some great news about your baby. . .it can fly!"
"What?!" asks the father.
"Yeah, here I'll show you." says the doctor.
The two men then proceed down the hall into the nursery where there lies the newborn. The doctor then picks up the baby and drops it on the floor.
"WHAT THE HECK!!!" screams the father.
"Wait, I promise your baby can fly! shouts the doctor.
The doctor then picks up the baby off of the floor and launches it across the room. The baby hits the wall with a loud THUD and then hits the floor again.
At this point the father is outraged and screaming at the top of his lungs every profanity imaginable. However, the doctor insures the man that his child does indeed have the ability to fly, he just needs a little inspiration.
The doctor then proceeds to pick up the newborn off of the floor, opens up the window, and launches the little baby out the window.
At this point, as the baby falls to the ground, the father is strangling the doctor by the neck and with the little air that the doctor can muster up, he turns to the man and says,
"I was just kidding, your baby was born dead!"
2006-08-25 10:19:43 · answer #1 · answered by Joseph S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whta happend in the story of Antigone?
king and queen and a prince, well the prince kills his dad and marries his mother. but he at least has 4 more or less brothers or sisters, but ends up as his own kids. 3 at least dies towards the end- 2 sons (during the war against each other in a war/battle/fight) and 1 daughter ( who dies for her actions towards somebody else).
2006-08-26 00:21:43 · answer #2 · answered by agent_starfire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a limerick for you:
There once was a young man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
"I know it's obscene
and rather unclean
but think of the money I save!".
2006-08-25 17:16:06 · answer #3 · answered by answermann 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How does a 12 year old ***-ger girl celebrate her birthday? With a baby shower
2006-08-25 16:25:01 · answer #4 · answered by Leif Ericson 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you call a gay guy's balls?
Mudflaps!
What do you call a used tampon?
A vampire's tea bag.
2006-08-25 16:28:14 · answer #5 · answered by U.WANT.ME 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋