Aboriginals ask their new elder if the winter will be cold or mild. He had no idea so told them it would be cold and to collect firewood. He later phoned the met office to check. ' It look's like it's going to be cold' they said. He therefore told the aboriginals to collect even more wood. Later he rang the met office, ' Yes! It is going to be even colder' they said. He ordered the aboriginals to collect every scrap of wood they could find. Later he rang the met office, 'How can you be so certain it will be so cold this winter' he asked. They replied, 'There are reports that the aboriginals are collecting firewood like crazy and that's always a sure sign.'
2006-08-25 08:38:51 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2 many big words
2006-08-25 08:41:27 · answer #1 · answered by cead91 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's a hoot, but when you think about how dependent people are upon each other for information and the ridiculous methods, such as the one used by the met office, that some people use to arrive at their conclusions, it is somewhat sad.
2006-08-25 08:47:06 · answer #2 · answered by Jess4rsake 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. 6/10
2006-08-25 08:42:20 · answer #3 · answered by truthwillshine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2006-08-25 08:45:09 · answer #4 · answered by voluptuous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep trying.Getting better.7 out of 10.
2006-08-25 23:48:29 · answer #5 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The puchline should've been the elder asking the met office if he could get help rebuilding the village!!!!!!!! :)
2006-08-25 08:42:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-08-25 11:05:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that's a good one....it puts you going one direction the loops you back to the beginning, very cleaver.
2006-08-25 08:42:22 · answer #8 · answered by Pablo Pescado 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad but how about dis1:
boss:john,do u believe in life afta death?
john:no boss
boss:why not?
john:because ther is no proof det it axualy exist,sir!!
boss:well,there is proof now!!
john:yo boss!!seri-as$??
boss:yea,remember friday when u left work early2go2 ur brother's FUNERAL....well...HE CAME HERE LOOKING FOR U DET VERY SAME FRIDAY!!!
2006-08-25 08:48:52 · answer #9 · answered by nkedama 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's worth a chuckle
2006-08-25 08:41:42 · answer #10 · answered by Aztek G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye funny but kinda saw it coming.
'what did the slug say to the snail? Big issue mate?'
2006-08-25 08:42:35 · answer #11 · answered by northcarrlight 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋